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mark_texeira

whoa! journal.

Jul 16, 2005 07:38

Wow, look everybody! Mark Teixeira's alive after all!

The shocking truth.

No, really, I kind of forgot I had this thing for a month. Color me retarded. I have a buncha stuff to say now, including a particularly nice lecture directed to the Houston, Texas Board of Transportation. ~~>=0/

But I'm way too hungry to say it now because if I get started ( Read more... )

Comments 7

eric_byrnes July 16 2005, 16:59:22 UTC

Man, why doesn't Chipotle serve breakfast?

Dude, it'd be the awesomest thing if they did.

mark_texeira July 26 2005, 06:06:26 UTC

I would so boycott them if I could stand the withdrawal.

rich_harden July 17 2005, 21:54:46 UTC

Hey, hey. As far as my game is concerned, you weren't getting no-hit. You were getting perfect gamed. I didn't walk any of you guys, remember?

Teasing, teasing. Frankly, every time you came up, I thought, 'Oh shit, here we go.' So that should make you feel better.

I'm slightly bitter towards Soriano for the moment. But he's too good of a player. Admirable to watch. He didn't hit a blooper--he had a real hit.

mark_texeira July 26 2005, 06:17:59 UTC

Oh, SCUSE ME, Mister Modesty. ;) Dude, no, seriously, though, that was amazing, Rich. You keep that kinda stuff up, you'll be one of those dudes getting mentioned in the record books with Clemens and Johnson - guys like that. And Rocket's holding me at least at a career zilcho average. Don't mean to sound conceited, but that's gotta be something to be proud of. I mean, to hold anybody that way. ...'Cept maybe Mike Young. >=0)

Cool, I make you curse in your head! I am proud.

That's totally understandable. Seems like you got a good head on your shoudlers about it though. Sori actually felt a little bad about "fucking with the history books" as he put it, but you know how it is, doing your job for your team and all. You should meet Sori. He'd apologize for that in a second, I swear it to you. He's just that kinda guy, all nice and stuff. ...It's weird.

Good series, though, to you and all your guys. You gave me and Mike a reason to go out and get smashed. THANKS. *ahem*

michaelyoung_10 July 30 2005, 10:22:37 UTC

Dude I don't think anyone could eat Mench's head. Except maybe Mench and that's just too weird.

mark_texeira August 13 2005, 22:27:41 UTC

WHOA, creepymentalimage. Sorta like the "Bitter Beer Face" but a little more extreme.

I wanna ask him if he's ever tried that before...

See, the thing is, Mench's head would be way too much to eat, yeah, but at least it'd be possible if you did it in several servings. Now with yours, no one would be able to break the unearthly, hard exterior.

OHHHH, score ONE for the Texinator. BAM.

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