GO MICHAEL! IT'S YA BERFDAY!

We have to take this shiny new truck out for a test drive this coming July 24th, that's what I think.

PS: I'm a pimp too, don't nobody forget it.

Somebody is a marketing genius for releasing The Omen on 06/06/06. Wish it was me!

I'm thinking I have to see it with Michael. Only he can give me feedback on if they're telling the story of his childhood right...

Oh I know. I'm so clever.

This whole missing "i" in my username is really pissing me off.

R.I.P.

Michael The Unpimp Young's hitting streak.

10 games ago - April 23rd, 2006.

May you live like a day in our memories.

*sniff*

Maybe I'm being an impatient little brat, I don't know, but PHOOEY. No home run today.

Not that that would normally bother me at all. But being right on the verge of career HR #100 is pretty dern exciting, if I do say so myself.

In other news around the world, I almost ran over a squirrel today, and had a sheer moment of panic and thinking " ( Read more... )

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Stop touching me, Michael!

IHII WANNA GO HOHOHOOOOME!!

Wow, look everybody! Mark Teixeira's alive after all!

The shocking truth.

No, really, I kind of forgot I had this thing for a month. Color me retarded. I have a buncha stuff to say now, including a particularly nice lecture directed to the Houston, Texas Board of Transportation. ~~>=0/

But I'm way too hungry to say it now because if I get started ( Read more... )

Ohmygod I'm hungry. I'm going to murder Michael in unsightly ways if he doesn't hurry up and get his pretty ass outta the bathroom so we can leave.

You'd think it'd get old, gelling every hair on his entire body, but apparently not. *shrug* I have to yell at him again for the fourteen hundredth time.

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Man! I was all hyper and stuff and ready to win today! How dare the Giants have more of a will to win than me?! So not fair. Cuz I'm in this weird hyper mood and I can't seem to kill it. ?

But, dude, I'm hungry. I want peanut butter and jelly something awful. EH! Only thing I have is a chocolate bunny. *sighhh* Candy will have to do, I guess. I ( Read more... )