Ok.... cause of the quiz.... it's a good thing I'm sick or else I would've already called that asshat you call a boss and tell him he can have his 3.50 when he prys it from MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!
It would be at about that moment when I would realize that your boss is actually a 20 foot tall monster from the crestitoic period. And I would say "God damn it moster, you ain't gettin no 3.50 from me!" And then Jessica would say "I just gave him 3.50 last week..." And I'd be all like "Dammit woman (cause that what I always call her) why you go and do a dumb thing like that." To which she would retort "He tricked me."
Nevermind, you don't have to give me the $3.50, i understand. Its just that, well, my grandmother is in the hospital and needs an operation. But it costs $3.50 to have it done. I, I just don't know what I'm going to do. Where is a guy like me going to get $3.50? I guess she'll just have to die in the cold dark hospital.
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It would be at about that moment when I would realize that your boss is actually a 20 foot tall monster from the crestitoic period. And I would say "God damn it moster, you ain't gettin no 3.50 from me!"
And then Jessica would say "I just gave him 3.50 last week..."
And I'd be all like "Dammit woman (cause that what I always call her) why you go and do a dumb thing like that."
To which she would retort "He tricked me."
In conclusion, purple monkey dishwasher.
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