Danielle has to blow up my spot. That was a secret between you and I!!! Now I'll have to go into hiding for many many years. oh, and slice out your toenails ( Read more... )

oh, i'd say about 20%, right now. The van has broken down every time I have driven it save 1 precious time with my father. Sooo, thats makes the 3000 mile trek kinda difficult. Good thing I no longer have a job or place to live. I'm not nervous, are you ( Read more... )

Well, i told stu that I am leaving for the west coast today. He seemed... surprised. Its not like I could have made a career here at $200 a week you know. I don't know. he made sure to mention specifically that he had a policy not to rehire. Which is clearly a lie. l.i.e. he hired a bunch of retards back. doesn't matter. I don't really ( Read more... )

deep eh? SOOO. Lets all vote on when I'm going to tell Stu that i'm leaving to go to the west coast. I just can't wait to see his face ( Read more... )

Weird Science! I don't want to make some sex pot honey with huge tata's (i already have on at home) but i do wish that I could fabricate shit. Like welding and fiberglass and stuff. I would make the craziest crap ( Read more... )

SOOOOO. After trying several times to get a used starter from deadbeat aquaitences( or however the hell you spell that) I decided to break down and buy a starter that the company says, "will undoubtedly outlive your shitty ass van" Real. Nice. SO i go to put it in which is supposed to be "easy as bolt off-bolt-on" except that I don't have a VW ( Read more... )

Sorry dear friends in outer western coastal US. I have failed you and I should be shot to death with a gun that has bullets in it. I'm so seriously ( Read more... )

My birthday is coming up and I need everyone's help... do I ( Read more... )

Thats right.... thanks for the distration..


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