Comments | marklar0128: My birthday

marklar0128

My birthday

Jan 11, 2006 13:52

My birthday is coming up and I need everyone's help... do I ( Read more... )

Comments 6

daniemeg January 11 2006, 21:05:04 UTC

um, overblow it's importance but not hate on those who might be late since they don't actually know when you're birthday is though they could certainly find out...

marklar0128 January 11 2006, 21:08:41 UTC

A good plan, maybe no one will figure out that its on the 28th of January, and I can surprise my friends with a party for myself...

secret_reality January 11 2006, 22:25:31 UTC

No I got a better idea.
Go out to the pub the day before you birthday and get wasted. Then start calling everyone and say "Isn't there anything you want to say to me?" And when they say "Oh that's right, tomorrow is your birthday, happy birthday." you respond with, "Nice try but it was yesterday, noone remember and I've been drinking since then. But thanks for the apology."

THAT'S when you hit them up for a donation for the sexy ass starter!

marklar0128 January 12 2006, 14:27:42 UTC

Guilt and misrepresentation, isn't that what birthdays are all about?

shakinros January 12 2006, 02:23:05 UTC

I am unsure what option 3 means, but....

22?

Come on now. It's gotta be at least 25 at this point.

marklar0128 January 12 2006, 14:30:31 UTC

other = MOTHER my moms kinda a deadbeat ... AND my age will be somewhere between 22 and 27 1/2. I'm not old!