but only because I hate racists.

OK since i was tagged by secret reality to post the five weird dealy jobbers. I will do it. But only out of respect for those caught in sliding doors ( Read more... )

Koa wood
Orgy Party
Powerful penis pumps
zip code
grrl toyz
suze orman
moore college of art and design
avanti ingredients lubricant

How would I explain that to a federal investigation team?

Usually I include the phrase "assy nipples" as an homage to an old friend named Chris. His mom was a guidance counselor in the high school we attended. Can you imagine getting guided at home the way a guidance counselor guides at schoool. hence "assy nipples". The problem lately has been that I can't figure out what it is intended to mean. Is ( Read more... )

Over rationalization is todays bitch phrase. Not in a "you're a dirty bitch, you dirty bitch" kinda way, but in a Mr. complany pants kinda way. I have this Dell Digital Jukebox that I use to play music on my way to work. I love to pitty pat along listening to my music and enjoying the city minus all the city noises and replaced by Metallica or ( Read more... )

Sometimes it is not the dark side tempting me, it is simply the absence of the force. The light side? The lighter side of Mad Magazine? I'll tell you what. I will officially suck the balls of anyone who can figure out how to get my van running and inspected, get my honda inspected and stop squeaking with every touch of the wheel AND stop my ( Read more... )

Its the starter. Its my life. I just can't get it started. It's like rain. OK, its more like snow. I realized several things while stranded on the road last night. The first is that I have incredibly intense swings in my spiritual state. One any single moment I can feel as though I am completely bereft of a soul. No energy that flows ( Read more... )

Check this crappin thing out. Neccessity is the greatest motivator! I am so replacing my refrdgertor in the Adventurewagen ( Read more... )

I am ready to search for an icon... I was looking everywhere for the aliens from Marklar, but to no avail. So, what else could it be? I dunno ( Read more... )

So, here I am, i'm sure i'll check too often and post too much while I am at work trying to figure out which dildo smells the worst. Its the Grrl Toys Hydro Rabbit ... smells like a skunk, seriously. Anywho, I am off to watch some south park and do some stuff and things. Miss everyone in CA. It's like 30 degrees here.