Ok, People.

This journal is becoming friends only so if your not on my friends list you won't be able to see this any more.

*pokes MacT*

I'm more than willing to add anyone let me know and I'll do it.

-MM

*laughs*
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( It's not your normal traiing camp goodie bag. )

( Scenes from his life from my point of view )

If you ladies wore this:


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Skater chicks should stop throwing themselves @ hockey players.

Honey I'm not going to buy you drugs. I mean what would happen if I got caught. Mark Messier caught buying Crack. Um no. I didn't work my ass off for the last 25 years to get busted by the DEA to go to jail for some cheap piece of ass.

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Me + MacT+ lots of Grade A US Currency in various amounts + VIP Cards to every strip club and peep show in NYC = Good Times.

Yup, I'm going to have some stripper wrap her legs around my head an pretend it's a stripper pole.

She can shine my head for me.

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Well according to holdyourtongues I am.

There is nothing wrong with the fact that I might be. As my Uncle Victor says I'm in touch with my feminine side.

Happy Belated Forth of July to my American Friends. I have to celebrate the forth as I live in the US now *cough avoiding Canadian Taxes cough*.

( What I did on my Forth of July by Mark Douglas Messier )

So I'm a free agent.

*throws confetti*

Just Kidding.

Speaking of Swedish Meatballs

*reachs down and grasps Swedish Nuts*

I think I might give some HED-berg later

*laughs*

It's what happens when you convieniently forget things that happen in your life because you don't want to remember them for so many reasons ( Read more... )