I don't usually talk about people in my journal, but why does my girlfriend hate me so much? If anyone knows please tell me.

Remember me is back with a vengance. Come to the show and I promise you that I will make your ears bleed with our beautiful music. We got some new shiz(songs) were trying some new shiz(techniques) and were playing with some new shizes(bands, so show your shiz(face) and youll have a great shiz(time).

Happy Birthday Jesus.

Serious Post Time... put on your serious hat and serious underwear and lets get to work ( Read more... )

I had an epiphany the other day. The redneck girl who hit me wasn't jsut being stupid, in a way she was being much more genious than anybody could have ever expected her to be. Being hit by her was a blessing in disguise. It was a cry for help from a poor lost half squirrel half downsyndrom person soul. What I mean is that if I was never hit by ( Read more... )

I don't know how the first redneck started. Maybye god made Adam and Eve and then took a dump in Kentucky and it came too life. Another hypothesis, disputed by many of our top scientists today, is that one day a downsyndrom person mated with a squirrel forming the new super-idiot race called rednecks. The rednecks hid out in the woods for years in ( Read more... )

in the computer lab at lunch... this is what i do because im antisocial and i dont like talking about shitty looking trucks and country music ( Read more... )

"The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.... unless you take out the fence and make it everybody's grass ( Read more... )

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... unless you pour five gallons of gasoline on their lawn and burn it to the ground ( Read more... )

It all started as Maryline Monroe's skirt was blown about an inch to far past her knee. With an inch of her upper leg showing thirteen year old boys would have "alone time" sessions for days without breaks. Those bare knees screamed sex, or should I say moaned sex. Now days the skirts are flying off the knees as fast as you can say, "Hey markque, ( Read more... )