Greetings.

Remember me? Skinny white dude in a black suit? Writes questionable rap songs about clones, cats and Christ? Wild-eyed, rather twitchy and points a lot? I’d certainly understand if you don’t remember me. After all, it has been quite a while since I’ve been around. I can assure you that in my absence I have been very busy, and now, my dear ( Read more... )

Hello, again ( Read more... )

Hello, kitties ( Read more... )

This has been a weird week, to say the least...

BBC - Eyewitness: Grim Scene in New York

I keep hearing the sound.

-std

Hello, ghouls.

In preparation for my upcoming tour, I've decided to design and order some new t-shirts. (The boys down in the STD warehouse tell me that supplies are running low.) I intend to use the "nerd-skull" graphic from my new MySpace user pic. However, I have a problem.

You see, I don't want to do another white-on-black or red-on-black batch ( Read more... )

Yes, yes, y'all ( Read more... )

It seems I've posted this everywhere ELSE...it's due time it made it here as well.

I have launched a video podcast entitled Killing Time with Schaffer the DarklordIt's part-blog, part-podcast and part-televisionish series. You see, when I'm NOT out on the road performing my rap/standup shows to my devoted fanbase from coast-to-coast, I rarely ( Read more... )

Best summer ever, I say ( Read more... )

Witches, demons, zombies...

'Tis true. I am returning to San Francisco this week for another hot show at the Hemlock Tavern, the undisputed KING of American rock-and-roll dive bars!

Oh, but there's more...

Opening this show will be the amazing rapper known as Katastrophe. For you longtime STD fans, you'll remember Katastrophe as 1/3 of my old SF ( Read more... )

Gentle reader ( Read more... )