Conversations with Coworkers

[marlenemcc]

CW: Were you able to get down to see your family this weekend?
Me: Yes finally, on Saturday :-)
CW: Did you have a safe trip?
Me: .....No, I died in a fiery crash on my way there.

Comments

[mike]

I really appreciate a friend who has the heart to tell me in person that they died in a plane crash over the weekend. :-)

[stefka]

No, I had to take the route where the bridge of broken glass crosses the flaming river, and herds of angry buffalo stampede across the road at random intervals, tended by ninja pirates.

[lilithparker]

No, I'm a ghost. Didn't you see the sheet draped over my head? What, did you think it was Toga Day at the office?

[dwarven_brewer]

No. Either this conversation is happening in your imagination (ie your seeing things) or I'm in Hell. You decide.