More Conversations with Coworkers

[marlenemcc]

Oh yes, faithful readers, we were at it again today:

MM: I've had a splitting headache for 2 days now.
Me: Perhaps you have spinal meningitis?  I can do a spinal tap here with a ball point pen to check.
MM: Thanks, but I'm sure it's just because I forgot to take my blood pressure medicine for the past 3 days
KB: Marlene, how are you with stroke victims

Comments

[dwarven_brewer]

Stroke victim? You forgot the fishing line. EVERYone knows it's scissors, spork AND fishing line.