Comments | marokura: Let's talk about sex

marokura

Let's talk about sex

Aug 12, 2007 08:20

I so did not know such a thing existed, but I fully support it and will start practising straight away: Masturbate-a-thon. Link goes to the Wikipedia entry.

I'm viewing their page Category:Sexual_acts. dark_malina emailed it to me ages ago - at work - and I saved it to view later then forgot about it. A couple of things are just ew, but most of it is ( Read more... )

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cincodemaygirl August 12 2007, 12:42:29 UTC

Tater tots? Really? Freaksome.

marokura August 12 2007, 12:47:29 UTC

*peers down shirt*

Mine certainly don't look like tater tots.

Lemme see yours.

cincodemaygirl August 12 2007, 12:48:34 UTC

They don't look the least bit like tater tots! Slang is WEIRD, man.

p.s. Good morning!!! Are you sure you didn't eat a pb sandwich in the night?

marokura August 12 2007, 12:59:44 UTC

Yes, but I don't know that 'til I look, now do I? XD

Hi! And not at all, really. I'm hungry now and craving pizza, which means today is apparently my day to eat weird things at inappropriate times.

I am about to spam your inbox, btw. Catching up on emailses. Take your time in reply.

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fizzyblogic August 12 2007, 13:21:42 UTC

I think my favourite on that body parts slang page is "Alternate Cum Dumpster" for anus. HAHAHAHA.

marokura August 12 2007, 13:24:41 UTC

I KNOW!! I wasn't even going to link to that page, then I saw that and cracked up and thought, "Yes, I have to link to - wtf, tater tots?!"

bibliotech August 12 2007, 16:59:42 UTC

OMG BOSS CANNOT STOP WATCHING

marokura August 12 2007, 17:20:52 UTC

I KNOW OMG. IT EVEN DANCES.

bibliotech August 12 2007, 23:39:47 UTC

OMG NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK AND MAKE HIM DANCE.

marokura August 13 2007, 09:41:49 UTC

DID YOU DO IT YET?!

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only1miouo August 12 2007, 17:27:12 UTC

I Do Dog Tricks - this little (real life) dog sits there and you type in commands and he does them. It's cute. "Dance" cracked me up.

the music change! LOL!

oh and if you type something that is not in the program it has a dialogue box that says: "I'm just a small town dog. I've never heard of that"
LOL!

marokura August 12 2007, 17:33:04 UTC

HEEEE!! I couldn't think of any weird commands to type in, strangely enough. I have to go back and try that now.

only1miouo August 12 2007, 17:36:01 UTC

I put in "sit up"... the term it uses for what I meant is "beg"

marokura August 13 2007, 09:43:12 UTC

EEEE CAT SO CUTE!

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vensre August 12 2007, 20:45:24 UTC

...penis fencing.

::pauses to wheeze with laughter::

marokura August 13 2007, 09:42:46 UTC

Kinky monkeys are the best thing ever.

And I so want to watch penis fencing as a spectator sport!