Practise tequila night went down rather well. Tijuana Brass, anyone?

Though I apologise, Sean - I should have woken up earlier and helped you clean up. And I was a lot more tired than I expected to be. The last two nights have wrecked me. I need to be alone. Or I need another drink.

Doctor's appointment in an hour. I really don't want medication ( Read more... )

ARRRRR, ME HEARTIES! TODAY IS NATIONAL "DRESS LIKE A PIRATE DAY"! 
... just putting it out there, guys.

Yesterday was hilarious. We had this guy from Family Planning Victoria come in and give the year 11s and 12s something of a refresher course in sex education. He has won my vote for quote of the week:

(Explaining why pulling out before you ( Read more... )

 1. What would hurt more: seeing your best friend make out with your ex, or finding out that your ex never liked you?
The second one. for sure.

2. What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever said?
More apt: What isn't the most ridiculous thing I have ever said? I say so many ridiculous things, it's insane.
I mean, today I wrote an essay for ( Read more... )

 How does the world see me?
Reptile - Nine Inch Nails.

Will I have a happy life?
I Found That Essence Rare - Gang Of Four.

What do people really think of me?
Strawberry Fields - The Beatles.

Do people secretly lust after me?
White Tar - The Bronx.

How can I make myself happy?
Repulsion - Dinosaur Jr.

What should I do with my life?
Seems Twice - The Cruel Sea.

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What else could I say?
All the words are grey.

The last week has been insane. I cried three times in one day. Then I was ridiculously cheerful and bouncy for sixteen straight hours. 
I have simultaneously wanted to die immediately and live forever.

Now I'm lost.

Sitting outside alone tonight; only the glow of my burning cigarette protects me from the ( Read more... )

 "Fuck you, miss!"

"What was that?"

"I said PUCK you... with a P!"

"And I'm not what I appear to be..."

Here it goes.

I made a decision yesterday to revert back to being vegetarian (as opposed to vegan).

And before anyone starts their judgments or comments like, "Oh, I knew you would never last", "You failed" or "Being vegan was stupid in the first place", wait a second. I have my reasons. I put nine months of sheer ( Read more... )

 I spent two-and-a-half hours cleaning my room yesterday. I never realised that there was so much rubbish I didn't need (three garbage bags!). It was rather cathartic actually, getting rid of all the clutter and Mr. Sheening the heck out of every surface in sight. My head even feels clearer; a weight lifted from my soul. I think I'm feeling happier ( Read more... )

Work was pleasant today. I saw the enchanting hippie boy who comes in sometimes... he has long dreadlocks and doesn't wear shoes. His feet are black as all get-out, and he stares into space as he sips his latte - he always orders the same coffee, sits at the same table - and he appears to be thinking deeply... perhaps about the state of modern ( Read more... )

 "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to ( Read more... )