Ok, my lodger has given me three months notice. It is nice that he has given me so much as we havent got a contract and, strictly speaking, he could leave tonight and there wouldnt be much I could do about it ( Read more... )

Its happening more often. Today I was making breakfast (tea and crunchy nut cornflakes - nothing too complex) when it all went horribly wrong. I poured boiling water over my cornflakes ( Read more... )

Its right around now that I miss smoking. Right when I'm trying to replaster my bathroom and everythings going wrong. Thats when I need a smoke ( Read more... )

Wow! The Rubber Bubber Bears myspace is up and running and I'm proud at the small part I've played in it ( Read more... )

Well, thats one more lesson learnt. To be honest I knew it already, but forgot ( Read more... )

The last few days I've been coughing my lungs up. It now feels like i've emptied everything from my lungs and I'm still coughing - even worse in fact. The most annoying thing is I've given up smoking for nearly 2 months now and the only time my lungs have ever felt worse is in the first few minutes after taking a deep breath of Armageddon (my 6ft ( Read more... )

You know? Coz I dont! Maybe you could enlighten me?

Well, I think I've finally entered my mid-life crisis. Doesnt say much for my life expectancy as seen as i'm only 26 but I'll live with that ( Read more... )

I was walking back home when I saw someone had written "wanka" in the snow on my windscreen.

I'm ashamed to say the first thought that went through my head was "learn to spell"

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,21131-2572884,00.html

Now, i'm useless, so i cant make this into a link and you'll have to paste it in, but this made me laugh! Check it out