Contrary to what the capitalist villains wish to believe, I am not dead.

Comrade cow asks, "What are the three greatest secrets of the Glorious Soviet State?"

I shall reveal no secret information of the Most Glorious Soviet People, imperialist spy!

Comrade PrOP-M and I would like to wish all of our socialist comrades a happy May Day! May the labourers of the world unite and cast off the shackles of capitalist oppression! The Beautiful Socialist Cause shall be ever victorious ( Read more... )

A poem for my capitalist western spacecraft comrades ( Read more... )

It has been some time since my last journal entry. I am suffering from Soviet Writer's Bloc. Do you get it? Writer's Block... Soviet Bloc... Soviet Writer's Bloc. HA HA HA.

Everyone likes capitalist western space craft! They draw pictures for them, make icons for them. Does anyone like Soviet spacecraft? No! Oh, look out for big scary Soviet menace! They will bring you socialist glory... Ooooh... Scary...

In preparation of the future arrival of glorious Soviet cosmonauts, it seems to me that the red planet should be the Red planet with appropriately named features. I have taken it upon myself to rename some of the more popular landmarks on the planet to give them a more Soviet feel ( Read more... )

Greetings to my space comrades! PrOP-M here! After a 10 hour journey, I have come to rest at my first exploration site, 5 metres north by northwest of Comrade Mars 3. My initial analysis reveals large concentrations of iron oxide molecules. This discovery leads me to believe that Mars once had a modern civilisation, much like Earth ( Read more... )

Poll Favourite Non-wheeled Mars Rover

Comrade PrOP-M here. Greetings to all my space buddy comrades! Tomorrow, Comrade Mars 3 is permitting me to leave my storage rack and explore! Or at least explore to the extent one can when one is on a 15 metre tether. Hopefully I will make a most glorious discovery to impress cute capitalist rovers... I mean for the glory of the Soviet People and ( Read more... )

I'm back in the U.S.S.R. You don't know how lucky you are, boy, back in the U.S.S.R.