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- 01:14 I love how, in my drunken state, I laugh when 30 comes on the radio. Hahahaha. #
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- 19:33 Just kicked everyone's ass in mini golf. 2 holes in one, mother fuckers! #
- 19:37 @ axegoddess So no yoga? #
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- 18:06 I seriously cannot take this anymore. I want to go to John's and just stare at the wall. I have no reaction. I simply hate my life. #
- 22:27 @ EyesToInfinity It's Christine's vibrator. Isn't that thing like, industrial-sized 1985 obnoxious pink? #
- 22:49 @ EyesToInfinity Oh I have NO doubt whatsoever. #
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- 18:51 I wish he wouldn't complicate things more than they have to be. #
- 22:20 Fucking Sunkist?! Are you kidding me?! Oh my GOD. #
- 23:07 I used to watch Toddlers and Tiaras religiously, but watching it for the first time after having Charlotte? I want to STRANGLE these mothers #
- 23:16 Go Hawks! Stanley Cup champs! #
- 04:46 @ EyesToInfinity I threw a ( Read more... )
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- 06:58 Kiddo and I are just finishing up Alice, then Subway for free breakfast. Mmm. #
- 07:55 @ theelderleto If you take out the banana and add a Greek yogurt, that'd be my typical breakfast. Mmm. But today is Subway breakfast! #
- 11:59 Apparently, I'm popular today. The whole world is calling me. #
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- 16:12 John's mom thought we really got married and called to bitch us out! Hahaha! #
- 23:39 Baby's in that half asleep stage where I don't even want to breathe because I know those peepers will pop wide open if I do. #
- 23:40 And JUST as I tweet, Daddy starts snoring like a buzz saw. Shut UP. #
- 23:45 Omg, FINALLY knocked completely. Great timing, ( Read more... )
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- 21:29 My honey and I took a small vacation to Indiana Beach. Rode coasters all day, now I'm buzzed. Having a great time but missing my babygirl. #
- 22:12 Omgoooooooood, I miss my baby! #
- 22:17 "Surfin' Bird" will not get out of my head. Omg, Peter Griffin, seriously. Out of my head. #
- 22:56 @ Area5Vamp_Keely Babydoll! I didn't even know you were on ( Read more... )
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- 11:58 I miss my babygirl. :( #
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- 17:13 Pretty sure the parents know what just happened. Thank god the baby's down with them. Good lord. I need a cigarette after that. #
- 18:23 @ ProvehitoInLyca The neighbor that would have heard because the window was open died earlier this year, but the neighbors to the east maybe! #
- 00:23 Positive energy for this upcoming week, PLEASE flow my way ( Read more... )
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- 22:28 @ theelderleto Were you doing naughty things? #
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