• 23:30 @ HourCast So when are you coming to Chicago? I miss you guys! #
• 00:15 @ HourCast Last time I saw you, we had a blast on the Godsmack tour. Halloween, my friends! Can't wait to hear the new songs! #
• 00:29 Dear Self - I can feel you getting drunk again. Pull yourself together, girl. No skeeball for you. #
• 01:13 30STM underwear are so fucking ( Read more... )

• 06:03 Ex-friend asked me if she was pregnant yesterday. When asking why she didn't ask someone else, she says, "no one is 'our size,' Kris." #
• 06:05 The kicker? She's at least 100lbs more than me. Get OVER yourself and admit you just called to start shit. #
• 07:41 Wish I was where my heart wants to be and not stressed. #

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• 20:12 I hate my life. Again. #
• 08:04 Feeling sick, not eating, not sleeping, headache from hell. Sneaking off for a catnap before anyone realizes. #
• 08:06 The only thing I can eat is my Fiber One: oats and chocolate bar. Scrumptious. #

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• 20:45 John's playing God of War. Instead of calling the harpies that were on fire their proper name, I called them "flaming herpes." #
• 03:14 Here I sit, again, with a broken heart. Is it the weight of the world? The responsibilities? Or simply the fucking morons close by? #
• 03:16 Only time will tell, my dears. Until then, I'm talking to my doc ( Read more... )

• 23:39 I had strange bathroom happenings today. You don't want to know. Trust me. #
• 23:45 @ ProvehitoInLyca Yes. All still fine. #
• 23:49 @ ProvehitoInLyca Only my nose suffered, I promise. #
• 05:01 I hate people who are fucking cryptic on purpose and you are. You wanna say something to me, pretty boy, you go right ahead and say it. #
• 05:02 But I ( Read more... )

• 18:48 This is Kris's fiance, and I lost her to Super Mario Galaxy 2. Now I know how it feels to be ignore over a video game. It sucks. #
• 22:54 I think I'm the only one who doesn't watch Lost. I feel left out. Buy me seasons? #

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• 18:15 @ ShannonLeto Wish I was there. That city is incredible. Enjoy it. #
• 21:06 @ ProvehitoInLyca You're straight? LOL! #
• 21:22 @ ProvehitoInLyca Only here for sarcasm and poking fun at people, but I will take the compliment. Mwah! #
• 21:24 @ amyridiculous can I do that on my phone? #
• 13:30 @ ShannonLeto People were confused about your meaning? Who, ( Read more... )

• 16:56 Okay, so if I do a really hilarious tweet that may slightly offend people, everyone promise not to skin me alive? #
• 21:16 @ theelderleto Where are you? I miss you. :( #
• 04:21 I don't feel like an equal. I don't think I ever will. And I have this overwhelming feeling of "I want to go home" but I am home. #
• 04:22 So tired of being depressed. #
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• 02:16 Oh Quagmire, you slay me. "Fat cheeks need love too.. but they gotta pay." Reminds me of someone.. #
• 10:45 Today, my mother becomes "grandma frankenstein." Hehehe. #
• 10:50 My two favorite people just visited me! Amy and Connor! Wee! I love them! #
• 11:00 @ axegoddess I TOLD you they were my favorite pillows! #
• 11:03 Couple groceries and port-a- ( Read more... )

• 19:03 Oh my GOD, this headache! I hate today. #
• 21:37 Can't do anything but play Picross and take pain meds. Back to it, then. Ugh. #
• 22:41 Dude. Too high dosage of Excedrin Migraine and hot water bottle against brain stem. Gone. Totally gone. #
• 08:07 @ hxcfairy We need our interview from Hammersmith. Bad. #
• 08:10 @ hxcfairy I have a feeling we'd be ( Read more... )