• 17:31 It didn't come out good, but it says "Babies on board. Back off stupid." twitpic.com/1oz863 #
• 09:55 Oh my god.. I feel like my head is going to do the classic zombie flick "head-explody" action. Owww. #
• 09:58 @ axegoddess !! We need another version of the "in my pants" game. #

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• 22:28 Ate a bunch of Mexican food, now I just want to sleep. But must take care of baby and tattoo. #
• 23:04 Nicky doesn't read her blackberry messages and that makes Kris a sad panda. #
• 07:05 Omg. Need nap with painkillers bad. Arm, jaw, back and internal girly parts. This sucks. #
• 07:27 Mom: "So which hurt worse, labor or the tattoo?" Me: *stares ( Read more... )

• 20:06 Watching Avatar again. Love this movie. #
• 20:54 @ theelderleto :( #
• 13:00 Getting ink. Pic shortly. #
• 13:02 Until then, John's new ink from Saturday. twitpic.com/1onsbl #
• 14:19 It wraps around my arm more, but here it is. twitpic.com/1ooaii #

• 00:39 Ladies and gentlemen, we're at 6 jagerbombs with 1 more in waiting. Someone stop me before I start rubbing my ass on people. Oops, too late. #
• 00:40 This is not classy Kris time. Cover your eyes. This isn't really happening. Shhhhh, don't tell. #
• 00:42 Omg, drunk tweeting is so much fun and doesn't have the consequences of drunk texting. Did ( Read more... )

• 09:20 Waking up and finding out that your fiance had to carry you out of the bar and you can't remember any of it? Fucking classy there, girl. Ugh #
• 10:12 @ theelderleto Oh yeah, fun and sloppy drunk, apparently. I don't go down! I can hang! But 12+ jagerbombs in an hour-ish? Still the champ. #
• 13:33 @ AngelIbarra Getting my ink on Monday! Enjoy it! ( Read more... )

• 18:24 I can't wait until Monday. OMG. 9+ months watching others get tattooed, now I get mine for my baby. Eeeee! #
• 07:43 Things are better between me and John. Still might have a policeman to worry about today. About to nap. Nighty night. #
• 09:36 @ axegoddess How cute! I went to my Factory Shoe Outlet and found black Steve Madden pumps for 20, but ( Read more... )

• 22:40 Watching Rammstein DVD and it put my kiddo to sleep. I love her. #

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• 06:45 I've decided that today is a grand day to just sit and stare with my baby girl. #
• 07:29 Checkbook when I pick up my Daddy at 4:15. Buy shower curtain liner. Cheap. These are Daddy's instructions for me today. #
• 09:12 Anyone heard the preview of "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold? Kick ass, my friends. Get that new album when it comes out! #

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• 18:57 I went 20min out of my way today for Taco Bell because mine's closed for a remodel. That's true fat kid dedication. #
• 08:25 "I'm tough as nails, I can promise you that. Step out of line and you'll get bitch-slapped back!" - Godsmack #
• 09:48 So all of the shit that his baby mamas did about getting more money? Mine now, you fucking cunty gold- ( Read more... )

• 13:12 @ hxcfairy Hahahahahaha! Every time someone says that, I laugh my ass off. #
• 13:14 As much as I adore Sully and the rest of Godsmack, I can't bring myself to be 5 hours away from the kiddo, in the nosebleeds. Nope. #
• 13:16 @ axegoddess Bigger house, smaller price tag. Women can ALWAYS find ways to fill the extra space. #
• 13:33 @ axegoddess ah. ( Read more... )