Okay so. I bought sunglasses today. Not ordinary sunglasses: Wayfarers. Douchey, douchey awful JOE JONAS WAYFARERS. And I texted Duia: I BOUGHT DOUCHEY JOE JONAS SUNGLASSES and she told me PICS OR GTFO. Also, I got a new haircut that people haven't seen so here are the new locks ( Read more... )

I haven't talked about my life in ages. I'm not sure anyone cares? I'm not sure I care ( Read more... )

Good job, Ottawa. Good fucking job.

Fuck. Just, fuck. Fuck this place. Sometimes I wonder why I love where I live so much as clearly it's not half the city I think it is.

All right, well done Americans, you keep eating up your well-deserved slice of Hope Pie. We'll just hang around up here SELF-DESTRUCTING ( Read more... )

I'm not going to make any friends with this, but feel free to call me out if you disagree ( Read more... )

This is the scene in the movie of my life where the protagonist raises his arms in defeat and gives up ( Read more... )

( This is above anything natural! This is ... super natural! )

Raaahhhhh I am exhausted from first day of Week of Death, but I soldier on! Heroes is such a hardship...

( This time, on Lovers Who Stick You To Walls With Sap From Their Bodies. )

Updating twice in one day?! What's the world COMING TO!?

So, The Office was absolutely heart breaking today. Usually come 9 o'clock on Thursday I decide between watching The Office or watching Supernatural. I always choose The Office, and tonight's fantastic episode proves why.

( Anyway! On to the episode. )

I only update to do commentary on TV shows.

So, er, what's going on in my life?

You'll never know.

Until tomorrow or something.

( Shiny happy Heroes holding hands. )