Fuck going out and getting Misfits tickets, I AM the new Danzig!

[martini_death]

Uhhhhh...

What have I been doing for the past 2 months?

I don't fucking know.

Got a crappy job at a crappy toy store, full time. Saw the Suicide girls burlesque show (got hit on by Fanny Suicide. no lie.), Saw MSI again (still a good stage show, good for them), Finally weight 100 lbs (have boobs now).

The End!

Comments

[wong_tong_soup]

100 pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[martini_death]

Fank you, Maegan!!!!!!!

[etoile_noir]

are we still having that party for you?
even though i'm never leaving my apartment again.....i have absolutely no motivation to go anywhere near home for any reason... but congratulations anyway.....and good luck with those boobs..i hear they bring more trouble than they're worth.
p.s. i'm glad you're still alive

[martini_death]

Urmm, it's been mentioned. But I don't know if any of us have the motivation these days to throw a party over the fact that I have an ass now. But, if it happens you are so totally invited.

[etoile_noir]

sweet.

[djsven]

Oh, jenn, I forgot you.

Actually, I didn't. I made a fake group marriage with some friends here last night. You were included.

[martini_death]

I got married again?! Aw, damn it. Why do I end up married to so many people?

[storyteller_rwn]

Jenn Jenny McJenn. I must see you at some point because when I try to picture you with boobs and an ass all I get is a blank (and a little tingley inside:D). It's been too long. Where are joo damnit! Anyway, good to see everyone is alive and typing. Love, kisses, and ass grabs all around!! mwah!

[pokkadot_poncho]

Is it possible that Miss Jenn Biggs got even....sexier?! *points to Boobies*
You must take a picture of these beauties for the world to see (for the world is a horny bastard and just wants to see girly parts. Preverted bastard).
Love you Miss Biggs! (or should I say Miss Bigger?...okay, bad joke.)
^^

~ Natural Browns