Last night i had a dream i was pregnant. When i found out i was pregnant i decided to keep it and give the baby up for adoption. i went through the pregnancy nonchalantly "this thing inside me doent matter, i'm going to give it to a nice couple who wants kids and i'll never have to think about it again-- too bad i'll end up getting fat la la la la ( Read more... )

'bout ready to hang myself.
well, not really.

me and dave bwoke up. he said he wan't happy with the soup i made for him. i worked hard on it. i put a full potato and some baby tomatos in it. i didn't like it, but that doesnt mean my boyfriend (ex-boyfriend) shouldnt like it. i am now looking for new boyfriends! hit me up!

Dear city oh Philadelphia and the thieves in it ( Read more... )

I LOVE BARNEY.


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hi i smell

Dear Melon,
Tommorrow IS friday and you have work. PLEASE remember to go to work. You also have work on Friday, so please remember to go then too. Also, Stop spending money like you have a job. You only work a day or two a week, for chump change, this is barely a job. Get a real job. Stop spending money like a fool.

I have a horrorible pest problem in my apartment... cut for pictures
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i got david a bleep blop on his birthday. im the best ever.

Dave and I were at neshaminy mall's sad lil pet store today. There was one lonely canary with dirty water in a toy-less cage. I felt sad for him, so i bought him!
Any suggestions what to name him?