should i start using this thing again? i'm trying to get into tumblr but mostly it makes me want to dig my eyes out of their sockets with a grapefruit spoon. the next wave of old hollywood fangirls... i just... i can't. i know we were terrible in our own very special and fucked up way, but like... WE TOTALLY WERE NOT LIKE THAT, RIGHT? AND ARE ( Read more... )

[NOTE: i just found this hiding in a sticky note from more than a year ago. i think i got drunk and forgot i wrote it. posting it anyway!]

i have just decided on my very favorite episode of xena: warrior princess....or at least... favorite of the 39 episodes i have seen thus far ( Read more... )

SERIOUSLY. AHAHAHAHAAAA. OMG. JUST, WHAT? OMG WTF. ALSO, BBQ.

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man, i'm not sure what's most amusing: the fact that pat sajak had a talk show, that really shitty clip from mission impossible, or jane badler talking about being in bra commercials ( Read more... )

it's not like i've ever used it for anything.

the more times i watch two-faced woman, the more i'm convinced robert alton is a genius. the chicachoca is brilliantly choreographed, you guys. why? because he uses garbo's own completely bizarre way of moving to the ultimate advantage ( Read more... )

APPARENTLY ALL THE BITCHIN'EST, MOST EPICLY BADASS PEOPLE ON THE PLANET WERE BORN TODAY ( Read more... )

i think i stole it from kaelin, but who knows.

( because there's a war coming, john! )

for those of you who doubted it, roslin and adama really do have the secks. SUCK IT, HATERS!

in other news, i stole this from kaequest, who should reply in a timely fashion cuz i'm pretty sure i already know what i'm going to make her ( Read more... )

jane withers should play nana lemon.

discuss.

that's three times the suckage tonight, folks.

best golden globes EVER.