As we all laughed while measuring our nipple size using coins, I was secretly embarrassed to find that I am a very frumpy bigger-than-a-quarter.

Never in my entire life have I used the word 'fart' as much as last night.

In my fantasies, I would have been able to use this time during break to become more whole, to work out every day and come back looking better, maybe even whiten my teeth or shrink my pores or some other thing that's in my head from reading Nora's 'Glamour' on the plane coming here.  I have books to read, plans to make, suitcases to pack.
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I love living by the river. The noise, the swimming, the reflection, all of it! Yesterday I saw ten deer running upstream, splashing in a row. We see bald eagles catch fish right under our nose ( Read more... )

my mother gave away (gave away!!!!) my first prom dress.  Without asking me.

You can laugh if you want....and no, I might not have ever worn it again but by god, I'm still angry about it.

I've been thinking about stocking stuffers.
  Especially for my mom. She's always the little gift giver but that means her stocking is hardly ever as full.

What do you guys do for stocking stuffers?

The outdoor furniture on our upper deck just committed suicide over the railing it was so windy. We went out into the yard, thinking we should pick up the million pieces of shattered glass (maybe the dogs would hurt themselves?) But, we only ended up getting irritated. My mother was actually yelling in frustration (she couldn't even hold up the ( Read more... )

Well, I warned this journal that I fancied posting my meaningless drivel once more! So here I am ( Read more... )

Accurate count of antelope I see out my bedroom window at this very moment: 50.

I am not joking! They are all in our yard. I'm not just looking at them from afar. I think they're all wintering out here or something. Not that it feels much like winter.

...I didn't realize it would get so many weird reactions. Months after the post ( Read more... )