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[maryjaneisplain]

i think harold is dying

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[bluemoonsundays]

but but but Harold can't die! i think you should take him to a vet and get him fixed. maybe they could diagnose him by smell.

[boogiemanslayer]

who wants sushi?

[maryjaneisplain]

do you want me to make a scene? cause i will. i'm make a scene. as a matter of fact, i'll keel you, beyatch! whau!

i told you you didn't love him. if david was sick, i wouldn't talk about eating him.

[boogiemanslayer]

of course not. do you know how awful he would taste. not in any way comparable to how delicious harold would be filleted and stuck next to some cucumber rolled up in rice with a little soy sauce and wasabi.... mmmm.....

my muse

[dotuniverse]

Harold the Fish
is getting sluggish;
if I had one wish
he'd have years more to swish!
he's found his niche
but not in a dish;
but in the heart of AK the pookish!
Love you, Harold the Fish!!