( I'm going to punch you in the glasses. )

Hey cool I just drove home in my car with two busted air vents to hop on my computer that can't load a page in less than a minute unless it's a solid color so I can find a troubleshooting page to fix my phone with a broken screen so maybe if anyone wants to hire me I can pick it up and see who's calling so I can get money to fix all my broken shit ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I can't pay for college.
Not even a year.
My supplies and first quarter activity fee alone depletes all of my savings, I have no scholarships.
I'm sad.
If I go to the Art Institute I'll bankrupt my family.

I don't have a fallback. I'm going to kill myself, I think.

Kthnx.

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Sorry I have the quietest voice ever, but yeah.
Woo, improv groups.

Blah blah blah still unemployed which is kicking my ass, blah blah I don't really want to go to conference next month because it's hot and full of awkward kids and one in particular who is going to try makin moves on me all week and I'mma be like, yo, fag. Naw ( Read more... )

Yesterday my boyfriend came over with a slurpee for me. We browsed ugly clothes at Gabe's, made our own pizza, watched the digimon movie, chilled at his house and watched Adventure Time while drinking Sunny D ( Read more... )

I was just FB invited to a grad party by a girl I went to middle school with, pre-WV ( Read more... )

There is magic everywhere and I am in love with the world.
Things are looking okay.
I bought these ridiculous sandals. Because Sam locked herself out of her car and her mom paid me for coming to help.
I have low blood pressure and almost died in the shower yesterday.
I am gaining weight and I don't really care because I have sweet new shoes and nothing ( Read more... )

WHAT

( -cles of Narnia )

Last night I danced until almost my entire boob fell out, I ripped up a dress, and my feet blistered. And it looked good. And Courtney looked like Shakira. And Lacey looked like a duchess. And Shannon looked like a posh 1930s seductress. And Kelsey looked like a black girl. Dan looked like a stylish mobster, Austin looked like Austin does at ( Read more... )