I spent the first couple hours of my 21st birthday high, in my room by myself, after getting denied by a 26 year old that is more lost in his head than most teenage girls.

It was one of the best nights of my life.

I think I would be happy as a nomad, as long as I had a couple close friends to go everywhere with me.

You don't know me like you think you do.
So bite me.

On my way to work yesterday morning, I was at a red light and noticed there was a bird sitting on a speed limit camera thing. I imagined for a moment that he was the camera operator watching over the roads for Fox News or something. Then i got honked at because the light turned green.

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New pictures on www.myspace.com/mophoto. Most of the little girl I nanny for, Evelyn. She's a star.

I've come to realize a few things about myself lately ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I met Justin Timberlake through Jessie, Courtney's boyfriend, and Justin wanted to date me. But first, he wanted me to fix my hair and get rid of my glasses (which I had on at the time). So I went to get my contact lenses, but on my way to the bathroom, I slipped on some ice and fell into an empty swimming pool full of logs and ( Read more... )

I'd like to talk about my upstairs neighbor for a minute ( Read more... )

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yeah?