I knew she was a lesbian! Her biceps were far too toned for her to accept any bloke with anything but, and come on, Hercules is bent as a three bob note. Muggle tellyvisual is so bent in general. What was she like in person, other then into your ladybits?
Oh, Sirius Black, by the by. In case you didnt know, though thats rather unlikely. *wink* Howyah, gorgeous?
She was good for conversation - though every time I opened my mouth she made that weird noise thing with her tongue. Most disconcerting. Who woudln't be interested in my lady bits though? Aside from all the gay children around here.. Honestly.
Sirius Black, charmed to meet you! ^__^ Mary Sue, at your most humble service. I'm fantastic, and I think I like you! You have taste. Very nice taste! You're marrying that Lupin fellow yes? Congratulations! Invite me to the wedding
You are quite stunning, yes, I dont see why all the swatty toddler muggles round here, what with being bursting with hormones and all, arent swarming! Madness, really. Im beginning to think this "tennis" buisness makes one bent, and possibly a bit slow in the head.
Well cheers, Mary Sue. What a lovely name, I think I rather like you as well, love. And aye, thats me, marrying That Lupin Fellow. Absolutely terrified of the whole buisness, actually, but in a good way. Of course you're more than welcome to attend the handfasting, everyone is! The more the merrier, we Gryffindors do a party right!
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It's Xena! Really!
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Let's go shopping!
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Oh, Sirius Black, by the by. In case you didnt know, though thats rather unlikely. *wink* Howyah, gorgeous?
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Sirius Black, charmed to meet you! ^__^ Mary Sue, at your most humble service. I'm fantastic, and I think I like you! You have taste. Very nice taste! You're marrying that Lupin fellow yes? Congratulations! Invite me to the wedding
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Well cheers, Mary Sue. What a lovely name, I think I rather like you as well, love. And aye, thats me, marrying That Lupin Fellow. Absolutely terrified of the whole buisness, actually, but in a good way. Of course you're more than welcome to attend the handfasting, everyone is! The more the merrier, we Gryffindors do a party right!
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