I had the inspiration to write something beautiful here while at work, but right now I don't have the energy or the time.  I have to sleep so that I have enough steam to go get a christmas tree with my family.  I will try to write my wrongs later.  Yes, Mom, I'm currently drinking a glass of milk.  Hopefully, this will ease those troubled nerves.

Michael calls them "Thumbies".  Apparently that's the new thing.  I signed up for my capstone class today.  Dreading it.  I conspired to get my hoodie optimized with my mother.  Yes.  Upgrading clothes is awesome.  The bottom of my new heavy duty hoodie is too loose, so I need to find a way to tighten it up.  This can be easily done with the right ( Read more... )

I have a new pair of pants and a new navy blue hoodie.  The pants are awesome, but as with all things awesome in my life, there is a price.  That price is my waistline.  Yes.  I need to lose weight in order to fit more comfortably into them.  I intend to do this, because I intend to lose some stomach weight as it is.  I just think it's funny that I ( Read more... )

The GTFO! one was for Christine, but we couldn't find her place, so you have two on your doorstep.

I saw this written in on one of the boxes in our Variety section in the backroom at work: "If wishes were fishes I'd buy an aquarium"  I don't know exactly what they were getting at, but I was going to write "If Mullets were skillets I'd have maybe one or two terrible haircuts that I share with my brother, I think" if I had a sharpie.  Argh.  Work ( Read more... )

So I was going to sleep but all I can think about is that damn movie.  It was incredibly awesome, but also frustrating?  I'm Ron Burgundy?  Also: I wish Jill was French.

I just had a nice breakfast with my dad at Tom's House of Pancakes.  I also had a nice run for almost an hour last night.  It was more of a jog, really.  I feel good though.

Before anyone says it, I KNOW it's just a freakin' webcomic.  But still, I'm pretty disappointed with Mr. J. Rowland for stirring up a pot full of empty-headed net freaks about the police state of our country.  I was thinking about writing him something grand and epic, but someone beat me too it.  Anyways I think he's just embarrasing himself with ( Read more... )

There was some bit of news that I wanted to write down here (not that this is any place for an update on my current affairs since no one would care), but I can't remember it now for some reason.  Stars and Stepladders, my friends.  It's an analogy, but you'll need the full explanation to get the reference.  Hmmmm, that would be awesome if I just ( Read more... )

Among the latest developments in today's world is the tragic loss of my signature hat.  The red one.  I have to admit, I wore it mostly to mat down my rebellious hair during the times that I wore it long (like right now), but it still was an awesome piece of inventory for the wardrobe.  I've never been able to find another hat like it.  I loved the ( Read more... )