Weeeird...my wife auditioned for a job there. You may have heard this already, but tell enigma5312 that under no circumstances should she pick a strapless dress. They're quite finicky about such things at St. John Vianney.
Yeah, I know, I grew up there :P Fr. Fanelli (previous paster) will be saying the mass, he's a good friend of the family. Not to worry though, my dress is amazing, and also quite modest if I do say so myself. It even follows the two-finger strap rule :)
As keeper of the Whiteboard of Records, I am every busy with work keeping it filled! Thankfully, there is no one else I know eligible to be entered on the Whiteboard, it will hopefully decrease to the number mandated by my previous decree.
His Royal Highness, Chris, Bandit King of Albuquerque, Shogun of Soy, Conqueror of the Tidewater Marshes and most loyal vassal of His Imperial Highness, Eric the Viking, the Emperor of Illinois and the Heir to the Throne of Indiana.
The Bandit King shall return to the land of Soy as Shogun, and crush the barbarian rebellions. To the very last man, those retched swine will be put to the sword. The streets shall flow red with their accursed blood as the shrieks of their lamenting women are heard as far away as Upper Sandusky. By my own hand their land will be so thoroughly devastated so that for the next ten generations not even the smallest lizard shall survive, save by feeding on the corpses. In doing this shall His Imperial Highness, Eric the Viking (may he live forever) be glorified and his reconquista of Indiana shall be assured!
Either that, or I'll be recording a CD.... haven't made up my mind yet :)
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His Royal Highness, Chris,
Bandit King of Albuquerque, Shogun of Soy, Conqueror of the Tidewater Marshes and most loyal vassal of His Imperial Highness, Eric the Viking, the Emperor of Illinois and the Heir to the Throne of Indiana.
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Either that, or I'll be recording a CD.... haven't made up my mind yet :)
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