"Andrew, I understand your concern and I'm not trying to deny you your right to culture too, but do you understand at least on a conceptual level why my mother might have an issue with naming him 'William Wallace Yee' or 'Robert the Bruce Yee'?"

GEA Baby Girl Paca is finally here!


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There is a freight train going by on the R3 right now, headed toward Media. Its whistle is ridiculous. I can see its hopper cars silhouetted against Alice Paul.

Where is it going?

1. Fed a honeybee several drops of root beer beaded on my fingertip. It was glorious--they have, hands down, the coolest proboscides ever.

(I am making little abdomen-pulses with my hands now, even though you can't see it.)

2. Got punched by a doctor. This was seriously not my fault.

Young, Pretty, Obviously Inexperienced Doctor has gotten through ( Read more... )

Reading Hospital Doctors' Office Building, first floor corridor.
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The day's plan:
1400-1730: Tend the spawn of various Swarthmore alumni.
1730-1830: Tear up risers after the Mozart Requiem.
1831: Magically make the train to Philly.
Sometime after that: Get my industrial pierced. Locate
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