If you were a guy...lol. I'm not going to go there.
I attach my badge to the power cord for my radar detector. It's always there. Now if I could just get some safety glasses that were actually safe instead of a piece of crap that falls apart after 14 months and has frame and lenses that are weaker than my normal glasses. Flexon is the shit by the way. Of course, if your vision was as bad as mine, you would probably be scared to leave the driveway without glasses.
All of my friends have moved away or got married or both. It's weird hanging out with my younger sister now. Sort of like, who is this person that I'm related to? Wow, she's actually old enough to go out and do stuff now. Of course, if you were a guy, you'd just spend all your time at the strip club throwing away money on some coked up bitch that says she'll eventually go back to college and inviting her to art shows and the such, which she readily preempts with an extra shift at work.
lol Haven't heard from you in a while. And the optometrist informed me that my vision is 20/200 although the left eye is slightly better than the right. I probably should be afraid to leave the driveway but I have my course to and from work memorized so I just go by that and drive a little slower at night
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I attach my badge to the power cord for my radar detector. It's always there. Now if I could just get some safety glasses that were actually safe instead of a piece of crap that falls apart after 14 months and has frame and lenses that are weaker than my normal glasses. Flexon is the shit by the way. Of course, if your vision was as bad as mine, you would probably be scared to leave the driveway without glasses.
All of my friends have moved away or got married or both. It's weird hanging out with my younger sister now. Sort of like, who is this person that I'm related to? Wow, she's actually old enough to go out and do stuff now. Of course, if you were a guy, you'd just spend all your time at the strip club throwing away money on some coked up bitch that says she'll eventually go back to college and inviting her to art shows and the such, which she readily preempts with an extra shift at work.
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my standards are a few astronomical units higher than that. :p
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