mashed_filter
Feb 08, 2008 02:13
Even if the city turns down your liquor license because your bar is called "Drunkenstein's", you do not have the right to mail a manifesto to the media explaining how you are planning to shoot people at the Super Bowl
mashed_filter
Jan 24, 2008 01:35
"Crooks in Sweden smuggling a "short person" into a suitcase in order to ransack bags inside bus luggage compartments"
Ingot!
mashed_filter
Jul 14, 2007 22:45
I hope everyone dies in a huge, world engulfing fireball, everyone deserves it.
mashed_filter
Jul 02, 2007 21:30
I just went and played basketball with people who actually play basketball, I got my ass thoroughly kicked. It was fun and all, but damn I'm bad at basketball.
