[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all
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Yeah I've been dating a werepire for like. A year. Nothing bad's... [ "come from that." THE LIE IS TOO BIG HE CAN'T EVEN FINISH IT. ] Well, just trust me when I say I have this vampire situation handled! I dunno about any others, but I'm working with this one, so you're not allowed to kill him!
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Ah... Turkey-san, I apologize, but killing them will not help anything in this case.
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well that.
that was not expected.]
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Stop yelling. You're riling up the prinnies on this end.
[Hear the explosions and 'Dood's? Yep, that would be in Spero.]
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NO!
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[Don't scare the poor sick girl!]
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TURKEY.
BRO.
FRIENSHIP DINNER.
YOU AIN'T ALLOWED TO STAKE MY DATE.
I've got his vampire situation under control! [ lies. ] Proof: I got bit, and I ain't a vampire! ...And anyway, he's a werepire, so he doesn't count!
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An' ya clearly don't, if I met one!
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