iki [voice]

[masking]

[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all

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[rockonbones]

[ This will be fun. TIME TO SLAP ON A HORRIBLY CREEPY GRIN. ]

We also suck out your guts and put your eyeballs in our stew.

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[masking]

[SCREAM]

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[masking]

Ha... H-Hahahaha! T-Thanks for showin' me what ya look like, asshole!

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[rockonbones]

Oh, I think you could guess what I am if you saw me. The question is, are you sure you can find me before I find you?

[ gosh she missed scaring people. ]

[lonelyglub]

wwhat
no ill kill you!

text forever!!

[masking]

Who the hell are you

text forevver and evver

[lonelyglub]

im
im your wworst nightmare
i am the last one you see just before you vviolently die
i am the one wwho knows all
a harbinger of hope in the form of an angelic light
only to be smashed to bits because i do not givve a fuck about your wworthless light
i am the one wwhos blood is the richest in the hemospectrum
penultimate on the scale

i good fuckass sir
am eridan ampora

and noww you die

[masking]

oh really
you sound like a tool

[mysterycross]

Shut it before ya make even more of a fool outta yerself.

[masking]

Ya can't tell me what to do!!

[mysterycross]

Fine. Already got enough idiots to take care of.

[masking]

I don' need takin' care 'a in the firs' place.

Ya better heed my warnin', though!

[playwitchu]

What are vampires?

[masking]

Re-animated, bloodsuckin' fiends that'd enjoy nothin' more than slittin' yer throat an' watchin' ya slowly die.

[playwitchu]

[Great, now she isn't going to go to sleep tonight. Thanks, Turkey.]

They are here? How can one tell if they are a vampire or not? [Maybe getting a weapon of her own isn't such a bad idea anymore.]

[masking]

It's kinda hard! The biggest give away is their fangs. They may be paler than normal an' cold to the touch. An' have an aversion to light, silver, 'n the other stuff I listed.

But y'know, you'll be dead sure 'a it if they try to leech some 'a yer blood.

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[crotchroses]

Ah Turquie! --What is this about, eh? I know they are creepy but not all of them are so terrible. Just eat a lot of garlic, they won't come near you!

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[masking]

[oh god just who he wanted to see, HONESTLY]

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[masking]

That may be somethin' you'd do an' that disgustin', but I'm takin' a more proactive approach!

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[crotchroses]

Garlic is not disgusting! What if the vampire is, I don't know, drinking the blood of animals or something? Not hurting anyone!

... I am afraid to ask what brought this on.