iki [voice]

Dec 07, 2011 15:16

[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all ( Read more... )

turkey = vampire hunter!!, oh fuck, slight sanguivoriphobia, i think he hates vampires guys, fellowship of the sun

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video ✞ SOB morsures December 8 2011, 01:42:05 UTC
[ This is out of hand. If her mother were here she would have slapped this guy and given him a lecture.

Anyways right now on the screen is Yuki staring deeply and madly. ]

What right do you have to be such a jerk to my kind? We haven't done anything to you. Yes I admit Purebloods converted humans into lower ranking vampires for the sake of protecting our race against vampire hunters who in turn were also vampires at one point then began to breed with humans.

My mother...she tried really hard to protect me, so did my brother and father. They didn't want me to live like a vampire so they sacrificed themselves for my sake. To turn me into a human. When I was fifteen I was turned back into a vampire by my brother, my fiancee. Now that I am here I am a human again so please Turkey-san...please stop this!

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video ✞ i'm sorry ;; 1/idk masking December 8 2011, 01:48:22 UTC
What right, eh...?

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2/ masking December 8 2011, 01:49:23 UTC
Trus' me, girly, I've earned all my rights in spades!

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3/ masking December 8 2011, 01:52:39 UTC
But don' worry, I ain't name dropped ya yet.

[...]

Ya may be nicer, but yer in the tiny majority that makes up one more than there should be 'a lifedrainin' assholes, who get off on killin' the innocent in the most brutal 'a ways possible!

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[voice; English] fragrancy December 8 2011, 01:49:29 UTC
There's gotta be an interesting story behind this.

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[voice; English] masking December 8 2011, 02:02:10 UTC
Whaddaya talkin' 'bout! All my history's interestin'!

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[voice; English] fragrancy December 8 2011, 02:04:09 UTC
Then I'm sure the part where you're running around trying to go all Buffy the Vampire Slayer on everyone is gonna be even more interesting.

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[voice; English] masking December 8 2011, 02:05:04 UTC
The fuck is a Buffy?

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meilihua December 8 2011, 03:22:34 UTC
Um...

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masking December 8 2011, 03:25:15 UTC
Hope ya listened well, Tayvan~♪

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meilihua December 8 2011, 03:26:53 UTC
About vampires...? Isn't America dating a vampire-

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masking December 8 2011, 03:28:40 UTC
[... PAINED:]

Yeah, he is.

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[Voice] s-so many comments already but I had to travelin_on December 8 2011, 05:36:11 UTC
[What the fuck is this guy going on about? He didn't see any vampire infestation. He seems to know some things but... a lot of that shit is just rumor they added to lore.]

Whoa, okay, hold your damn horses.

What Vampire problem? [Cause dammit, if there was a problem he should have known about it by now.]

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[Voice] don't worry!! 8) masking December 8 2011, 06:02:14 UTC
Huuuh? Yeah, vampire problem! Were ya not payin' attention?!

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[Voice] travelin_on December 9 2011, 03:50:39 UTC
Hey, look, I just got here. Cut me some damn slack.

So what am I missing? How many have died? [Cause that was the usual sign and all, a body count.]

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[Voice] masking December 9 2011, 06:33:50 UTC
I... dunno? Prolly a lot.

There's four I've heard 'a so far.

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[voice;Hungarian] pureheartedperv December 8 2011, 06:23:33 UTC
....Are you telling me Romania has arrived here as well? Just what I need, not one but two idiots who think it's always Halloween. Take off the damn mask already.

[Because jabs at Romania are always relevant, even when he's not even on this planet. She doesn't care that he's not actually a vampire, either.]

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[voice; turkish forevs] it keeps happening masking December 8 2011, 07:00:07 UTC
Noooo, fuck that! I'm talkin' 'bout real vampires here!

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Pfff Let's just assume they're speaking their native languages and ditch the header from now on pureheartedperv December 10 2011, 19:21:49 UTC
I knew you were an idiot, but now you're crazy too? Vampires? Seriously?

[Laughing forever]

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'kay masking December 13 2011, 00:42:55 UTC
Are ya nuts?! Vampires are so real!

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