that one time... (1/1)

[maskyouwear]

that one time... (aka 'stupid cat fic') (crack, pg-13) by holdmetightx
yunho/changmin (yoochun/hishand), 1222 words.
this is all yuxo's fault. i will never, ever live this fic down. sigh, brb killing myself.

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[holdmetightx]

OMG THANK YOU 8D

[darknessgryphon]

“Your boyfriend’s a kitty.” Yoochun sing-songs, moving the mouse swiftly out of Changmin’s path.

“At least my only company isn't my right hand.” Yunho sing-songs right back and makes a run for it, the soft patter of paws right behind him.

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"What are we going to do?" Yunho sighs from where he's knelt on the floor next to the table, eye-level with Changmin who's chasing his own tail, "you're so lucky we're off schedule, you know Junsu's never going to let you live this down."

llkdjfl;asjdf laksdfjlaskdfj;laksd ~(^o^ )~ *flails*

I would be pleased with the appearance of a Min-cat. Greatly so in fact.

[holdmetightx]

tsch, who wouldn't? thank youuuuu. (:

[yuxo]

SPEECHLESS. I LOVE YOU TOO. :'DDDDDDDDDD CRIES ♥

[holdmetightx]

yeah, yeah ♥♥♥

[yuxo]

FUCKING SOBBING. I LIKE HOW THIS IS MY FAULT EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY DETAIL ROFLROFL I WAS JUST THINKING OF KITTENS IN A BASKET AND YET YOU.

YOU TURNED CHANGMIN INTO A KITTY.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BAWLING. I AM BAWWWWWLING. JUST. CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH IT. OMFG. THANK YOU FOR THIS. IT IS LIKE. THE MOST. AMAZING. THING. EVER. IT HAS EVERYTHING THAT I COULD WANT. FLUFF. AND SEX. AND KITTENS. SDFLKASDFJSDF KITTENS. AND IT'S A CHANGMIN!KITTEN. DOES LIFE REALLY GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!?!?

AND YOUR YOOCHUN IS SO SHINY ASDLFKJSPOWIEJALSKDJWPEIOJFJLASKDJFjas;dfkljwpoelkjpLJAPSLDFKJKDJF

THIS FIC IS SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNNNN OMFG MEMS FOREVER IT'S TOO MUCH FUN FOR ME TO LET GO OF JUST YET ADSLFKJASLF

“Because that happens all the time.” Yoochun garbles around a mouthful of fruit as he bends down to examine the cat.

"Yeah, and so does people turning into cats." Yunho retorts back, full of sarcasm.

“It’s a very Changmin cat.” Yoochun states upon further examinationroflrofl it was from this point that i realized 1) i was going to

[yuxo]

It only takes a minute for Changmin to rush back into the room, slide across the floor and jump back onto the bed and more specifically on top of Yunho.

this made me tingle all over. because as apathetic as he tries to get people to believe he is, he's actually soooo, sooooooooooo, soooooooooooooooooo whipped. :'DDDD

“Fish breath,” Changmin explains before he's kissing Yunho for the first time it what feels like for-fucking-ever with minty fresh breath and then he's pulling back, “this is so awesome,” he states, running his fingers through Yunho's hair, “fingers. Fingers are awesome,” he kisses Yunho again, tightening said fingers, “opposable thumbs too.” He adds as an afterthought and it's around that time that Yunho realizes he's completely naked.

WHY IS HE THE MOST ADORABLE CREATURE ON EARTH. WHY. WHYYYYYYYYY. SADLFJSDF EVEN BEING KINKY, HE'S JUST. TOO. CUTE. ASDFLJADSFKJ CHOKES ON CUTENESS ASDLFJASPSAJPWOIEASDFJK

“Missed you, don't miss the tail in the slightest though,” He murmurs, rocking down onto Yunho's hips, “that's

[choco_holic129]

How much drugs do you have to be on to create something like this xDD

Changmin turned into a kitty? Hell yesh. Love it <3

[holdmetightx]

idek, alot

haha thank you (:

[chrisrenheb]

This is amazing and hilarious.
I totally love it.
The other thing that cracks me up is in JE fanfics they turn into dogs, Changmin is incredibly original by turning into a cat.
Personally I have a feeling he would be like my own cat, lovable and evil all at the same time.
Thanks for sharing.

[holdmetightx]

turning into a dog? psh, where's the fun in that? aha thank you for reading (: