Once in awhile, I actually get around to reading some of the 10 billion books I order from Amazon.com. Here's an interesting excerpt from one of them ( Read more... )

Here is a glimpse at some of the mail in my bulk mail folder ( Read more... )

I am at work at 9 AM...on a Wednesday. I must be out of my mind. I usually 'work from home' every Wednesday and Friday, which really amounts to sleeping in and playing PS2 and writing music all day...with my email on just in case something urgent comes up. Unfortunately, my latest project is due next week, and I somehow ended up responsible for 53 ( Read more... )

I think I'm coming down with a goddamn stomach flu. I feel like I have motherfucking cramps...Midol to the rescue.

So Kurt (of the very gay moniker, writey) is upset because the volume of content in my posts is lacking. Shit. Doesn't anyone understand the concept of metaphor? Doesn't anyone appreciate my flawless posts...their depth, and utter LACK of extraneous information...and might I add...TYPOS ( Read more... )

They suck. Why do people eat them? Why are they in my SALAD?!?!?

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...yeah motherfucker, it's me.

rainbows melt
birds choke
rivers of blood eat my soul

q: if i type in all lowercase and say weird non-sensical and morose things, does it make me seem deep and complicated?

a: No, it makes you look like an idiot. (WORD TO THE WISE, PEOPLE!)

Have you noticed that most people tend to be bored when they post? At first I was like, "Damn, we got a bunch of depressed people in this joint!" Then I realized that the only time people login and post messages to LJ, they're probably not too busy. It's not as if someone will login while they're working on a project, or out exericizing or having ( Read more... )

I am going to write to you [non-existent] people, because you are exactly the people I speak to when I think. You are the voices in my head.
Hahahaha. I am mad, so it's just as well.

So I am going to attempt to treat this as a journal...unlike many of the people here. Meaning: I will be writing to myself, not to you people reading. Consequently, I may mention people and places without fully explaining them; I may express thoughts that seem to come out of nowhere ( Read more... )