reservations.

[massagecat]

Since you apparently don't believe your perfectly trustworthy, endearing, lovable crew members, and because curiosity is the hallmark of a distinguished cat;

Where exactly do you all think we're taking you, hmm?

[locked to Janelle // unhackable]

My lady.

I believe we had dinner plans.

Comments

[thenotmagician]

I dunno. Maybe some fancy third-world port with some of those fancy hotels.

Then you'll force timeshares on us.

[massagecat]

Oh, what a dastardly plot that would be.

[thenotmagician]

Why yes. Timeshare salesmen can be quite dastardly and vicious you know.

[massagecat]

I would say so.

[weaponxi]

....

Is that you, Kitty-chan?

[massagecat]

....Possibly.

[weaponxi]

Can I see Kitty?

[massagecat]

[SIIIGH.]

You wish to make an appointment?

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable.]

[shenghuanzhe]

[He laughs.]

You're a fuckin' sadist, buddy.

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable.]

[massagecat]

[ohoho, Kage.]

Why, I never.

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable.]

[shenghuanzhe]

Go on, make'em guess. Always good for a laugh, eh?

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable.]

[massagecat]

I was trying to get one to believe we were going to eat him. I think that should be our new excuse.

[ladybryony]

Mm, I believe we do. Should I plan on seeing you this night or the next?

[massagecat]

I'm available at any time, madam.

[ladybryony]

Ah, well if that is the case...I believe I can be ready in perhaps fifty to sixty minutes if that's agreeable?

[massagecat]

That would be quite agreeable, madam.

[meinxxherz]

Obviously nuh--not--not home.

[massagecat]

Why not?

[meinxxherz]

W-well...why--why would you take us fuh-from our homes juh--just to ship us buh-back? And there's too muh-many of us from--from all over the place! I--

O-Okay, I actually wouldn't really...puh-put it past this ship to--to sail through time, but still.

[massagecat]

Time? Now you're just being ridiculous.