i was sitting on a bench, playing mahjong, as i do, waiting for class to start. this older man walks up and looks friendly enough. he says something about how he and his wife just got ipads. he carries on about how great they are, until i manage to tell him that it's a kindle. he brushes that off, it clearly makes no difference to him. even though ( Read more... )

note 2 self : do not watch scary movies until 2am. will hinder ability to sleep. scared of dark.

blahblah blah everything sucks

i was thinking, in a not particularly sad state of mind, how i would like to collect every tear i ever cried. somehow. i would keep them in a bottle. as i considered the logistics of how to catch them i realized - no matter how often i cried, all of the tears would eventually evaporate and the bottle would be empty.

so ( Read more... )

( fml. )

no amnesty 4 broz

i like this:


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this morning i woke up from a dream that i was harry potter battling voldemort (it was terrifying). as i awoke, the song from the flinstones was stuck in my head (and still is).

listen up piligrim ! a day without blood is like a day without sunshine.