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Work safe, I swear.
Is it just me, or do these look nothing like paper towl holders? -
What I've learned about Live Journal since 2000:*
- Don't read other people's archived entries if you've just met them in real life. You wouldn't want them to judge you by what sort of ridiculous state you were in a few years ago, would you?
- Don't make that bitchy post public and pretend you don't want the subject to see it. It'll feel good for about 30 minutes, and when you realize what a bad ( Read more... )
- Don't read other people's archived entries if you've just met them in real life. You wouldn't want them to judge you by what sort of ridiculous state you were in a few years ago, would you?
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These three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are all I love and know
Last night I explained Illinois' 7% assessment cap and assessment rates at a party. I think I might be learning something.
Tonight: Rufus Wainwright! -
White Sox = The Right Sox
Dear White Sox ( Read more... ) -
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Dear Geoff Blum,
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for that run.
Dear Juan Uribe,
I forgive you that error, because you ended the game. Bless you.
Dear Major League Baseball,
You kept me up way past curfew. For shame! -
Things I think of when watching the game that will not end
Someday I hope I can be like Eric Clapton and play timeless blues guitar -- to help sell high-speed internet and assorted products. -
How is a raven like a writing desk?
Irrational waste-of-time pet peeve #205: Inaccurate online quizzes. Especially "humourous" quizzes in which the questions are clearly slanted in a particular direction (especially when it's not political satire, or clever), or quizzes that in 10 questions attempt to discern sexual identity or religious belief. And yet I still take them ( Read more... ) -
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Apparently, if I drink beer and then look at fetish boots on the internet (like these), it will not help feelings of sexual frustration. Imagine that.
Relatedly, I really want this hat, but lids is apparently showing it on their website purely to torture me, not in fact so that I may purchase it. While this hat does not inspire the same sort of ( Read more... )
