For the prompt here: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/5405.html?thread=22469149#t22469149
anonymous
January 1 2013, 21:18:49 UTC
So some years pre-ME Saren has just finished up some mission when a frantic call comes in from Sparatus- the Counselor/Primarch's grandniece/nephew is being held by Insert Bad People Here. Saren isn't exactly the kind of person you want in a hostage situation granted, but he's on the right planet and they don't have the time to call someone else. So Saren goes in, deals with the situation, kills the bad guys.... and is stuck with a small child for x amount of time on his small ship until he can turn them over to their family. And Saren is not terribly fond of children. Hilarity ensues. Also Anon would love you forever if Nihlus is there (was helping Saren on the initial mission and shacking up with him afterwards) and is pissing himself with laughter over this whole thing and doing everything in his power to make it worse.
Note to OP: I haven't brought Nihlus into the story yet, but he's coming! Don't worry. :)
So Saren goes in, deals with the situation, kills the bad guys.... and is stuck with a small child for x amount of time on his small ship until he can turn them over to their family. And Saren is not terribly fond of children. Hilarity ensues.
Also Anon would love you forever if Nihlus is there (was helping Saren on the initial mission and shacking up with him afterwards) and is pissing himself with laughter over this whole thing and doing everything in his power to make it worse.
Note to OP: I haven't brought Nihlus into the story yet, but he's coming! Don't worry. :)
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Priceless! VERY nice last few lines.
"Yes, things could always get worse."
Still grinning like an idiot.
Very nice, A!A.
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