For the prompt here: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/5405.html?thread=22469149#t22469149
anonymous
January 1 2013, 21:18:49 UTC
So some years pre-ME Saren has just finished up some mission when a frantic call comes in from Sparatus- the Counselor/Primarch's grandniece/nephew is being held by Insert Bad People Here. Saren isn't exactly the kind of person you want in a hostage situation granted, but he's on the right planet and they don't have the time to call someone else. So Saren goes in, deals with the situation, kills the bad guys.... and is stuck with a small child for x amount of time on his small ship until he can turn them over to their family. And Saren is not terribly fond of children. Hilarity ensues. Also Anon would love you forever if Nihlus is there (was helping Saren on the initial mission and shacking up with him afterwards) and is pissing himself with laughter over this whole thing and doing everything in his power to make it worse.
Note to OP: I haven't brought Nihlus into the story yet, but he's coming! Don't worry. :)
Re: Unsuited, 7/?
anonymous
February 25 2013, 08:12:52 UTC
Though Saren was aware that Sparatus would call him when he was ready to take Alara back, he made it a habit to travel to the tower every day to ask if she could be returned. Sparatus's answers became more and more clipped, until finally he simply had guards stand a respectable distance from his office to bar Saren's way.
Saren twitched in annoyance. The guards presented no real threat, but he acknowledged that there would be no point in tossing them about the station except to make him feel a bit better.
Some tiny part of Saren reminded him that he did have Nihlus back at the ship, and with him a different but even more appealing method of feeling better...
Saren snorted at the two turian guards, who tensed visibly, and spun on his toes to stalk back to the docking bays. He'd lock the child in her room, grab Nihlus, drag him to Saren's own quarters, and... well, the rest of the day was free, and Saren had suffered so much as of late
( ... )
Unsuited, actually part 9/?
anonymous
February 25 2013, 08:25:29 UTC
(Sorry, the mislabeling was my mistake! Fair warning, smut ahead.)
The other turian walked up and gently nudged the back of Saren's shoulder with his nose. "There, that's taken care of. She won't bother either of us about that any longer."
"Nihlus. That hand. Is that my thermal underarmor?"
"It was. Don't worry, I'll buy you a new set before you go back to Noveria on one of your business trips, unless you really want to wear a set with only one arm
( ... )
Unsuited, part 10
anonymous
February 25 2013, 08:26:12 UTC
There was a knock at the door. Saren froze, but Nihlus had apparently not noticed anything, because he was still purring, still taking Saren.
Saren's lust-addled brain had space for a teaspoon of thoughts. One, the child was likely to immediately walk in. Two, Nihlus would be hidden from view if Saren kicked him further beneath the desk. Three, a very personal part of his anatomy was currently stuck in a rather dangerous place, and while Nihlus would never bite him on purpose, an accidental nick and being unable to sit for a month was probably in the cards.
And he wasn't stopping, damn his hide.
The door chime sounded.
There was a squeak from under the desk and Saren felt Nihlus release him (thank the Spirits) with a faint wet smack. Saren immediately kicked him in the side and sat bolt upright, attempting to look totally normal.
"Mister Saren, I want a snack."
Saren growled steadily in response until he could trust his voice to be steady. "Haven't you eaten enough?!"
A!A, you are the best thing ever. Sexy, funny as all hell, addressing the danger of a turian blowjob in a way that had me choking with laughter? This is just the most perfect little ficlet ever oh mu god.
And Nihlus doing battle with the dreaded toilet monster, my god Nihlus could I love you any more?
I reread this whole thing again because it's wonderful and I will continue to stalk the hell out of it.
Re: Unsuited, part 10
anonymous
February 25 2013, 10:48:38 UTC
I love Nihlus so much, battling the toilet monster. He's awesome. :) Makes me want to beat the shit out of Sparatus, though. He sends his top Spectre to go rescue his daughter, knowing his reputation, and then refuses to see her or take responsibility for her once shes returned and leaves her with Saren to babysit--again, knowing his reputation. What a stupid, air-quoting fucktard.
Anyway, I love this story! Good to see you back at it!
Re: Unsuited, part 10
anonymous
February 25 2013, 17:06:36 UTC
Well I think there might be a reason for that.... by how stunned everyone seemed to be when they heard about Alara, and Sparatus' insistance that she stay hiden I'm preeeetty sure he ain't married to an asari.
Also, if he just took her there would be no more fic ^^
Re: Unsuited, part 10
anonymous
February 25 2013, 13:36:48 UTC
Welcome back A!A, loved the update. Saren totally needs to kick Sparatus for not claiming his child. And Nihlus, you glorious creature, you destroyed the toilet monster! Did I say I love this? I love this!
So Saren goes in, deals with the situation, kills the bad guys.... and is stuck with a small child for x amount of time on his small ship until he can turn them over to their family. And Saren is not terribly fond of children. Hilarity ensues.
Also Anon would love you forever if Nihlus is there (was helping Saren on the initial mission and shacking up with him afterwards) and is pissing himself with laughter over this whole thing and doing everything in his power to make it worse.
Note to OP: I haven't brought Nihlus into the story yet, but he's coming! Don't worry. :)
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Saren twitched in annoyance. The guards presented no real threat, but he acknowledged that there would be no point in tossing them about the station except to make him feel a bit better.
Some tiny part of Saren reminded him that he did have Nihlus back at the ship, and with him a different but even more appealing method of feeling better...
Saren snorted at the two turian guards, who tensed visibly, and spun on his toes to stalk back to the docking bays. He'd lock the child in her room, grab Nihlus, drag him to Saren's own quarters, and... well, the rest of the day was free, and Saren had suffered so much as of late ( ... )
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The other turian walked up and gently nudged the back of Saren's shoulder with his nose. "There, that's taken care of. She won't bother either of us about that any longer."
"Nihlus. That hand. Is that my thermal underarmor?"
"It was. Don't worry, I'll buy you a new set before you go back to Noveria on one of your business trips, unless you really want to wear a set with only one arm ( ... )
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Saren's lust-addled brain had space for a teaspoon of thoughts. One, the child was likely to immediately walk in. Two, Nihlus would be hidden from view if Saren kicked him further beneath the desk. Three, a very personal part of his anatomy was currently stuck in a rather dangerous place, and while Nihlus would never bite him on purpose, an accidental nick and being unable to sit for a month was probably in the cards.
And he wasn't stopping, damn his hide.
The door chime sounded.
There was a squeak from under the desk and Saren felt Nihlus release him (thank the Spirits) with a faint wet smack. Saren immediately kicked him in the side and sat bolt upright, attempting to look totally normal.
"Mister Saren, I want a snack."
Saren growled steadily in response until he could trust his voice to be steady. "Haven't you eaten enough?!"
"I'm hungry, mister Saren ( ... )
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And Nihlus doing battle with the dreaded toilet monster, my god Nihlus could I love you any more?
I reread this whole thing again because it's wonderful and I will continue to stalk the hell out of it.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/910cc337643862727333a8dccf7349db/tumblr_mkwt98mvJw1rr8i2ho1_1280.jpg
Please come back, please? Best fill ever needs more stuffs.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f359671e2b57d645a18c449fdd3938e/tumblr_ml9uetDGjl1rr8i2ho1_1280.png
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Anyway, I love this story! Good to see you back at it!
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Also, if he just took her there would be no more fic ^^
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Sorry A!A, can't think of anything more eloquent :-)
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EPIC!
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