Oblivious
anonymous
February 12 2013, 17:08:37 UTC
Garrus Vakarian, Sniper,Calibration offcier. So many great skills... yet he is somewhat oblivious as to when people flirt with him.
During ME1, Shep (any gender, no LI plz) and crew decide to see whether he is that oblivious or not interested. So each crew/squad member flirts with Garrus to see just how blind their Turian is, they can be either obvious, cheesy or subtle. Yet Garrus does not realise what's going on.
Bonus points: *Kaidan flirting and being completely at ease with it *Ship crew flirting (e.g Chakwas, Adams, Joker, Pressley) *Others are watching with a secret cam *One of the flirters does actually love Garrus, but not Shep, Ashley or Tali, someone unexpected, e.g Wrex or Kaidan
Oblivious 1/??
anonymous
February 13 2013, 01:44:33 UTC
“Officer Vakarian, I really think I should take a look at that injury you sustained on Feros. A very comprehensive and thorough look.”
“Thanks, Doctor, but that’s not necessary.”
“I never said anything about necessary.” Chakwas nudged him with her elbow.
“Oh, sorry.” Garrus took a few steps back. “I didn’t mean to intrude in your personal space.”
“I - no, you weren’t, Officer.” There was an awkward pause where Chakwas seemed to regroup her thoughts.
“You know, if you ever get tired of sleeping in those pods, the beds in the medbay are quite comfortable. And spacious. Room enough for two, even for a turian.” She winked exaggeratedly.
Garrus tilted his head at her, mandibles flaring in confusion. “Is there something wrong with your eye, Doctor? It looks like you have a nasty twitch going.”
She gaped for a moment before snapping her mouth shut.
“Oh, never mind.” She turned on her heel and walked briskly to the elevator, muttering under her breath something about oblivious and lost cause.In the cockpit, Joker crowed. “
( ... )
Oblivious 2/??
anonymous
February 13 2013, 02:46:13 UTC
“So, Garrus, how are you settling in?”
“Very comfortably. Thanks for asking. I’m glad Shepard is giving us free rein on the ship. I’ve found that doing calibrations on the Mako is almost meditative.”
“You do seem quite well-versed in mechanical and technical skills.”
“Well, thank you.”
If Tali had not been wearing a mask, it would have been obvious that she was batting her eyelashes.
“You know, that is an extremely valued and… desired quality among the quarians
( ... )
Re: Oblivious 3/??
anonymous
February 13 2013, 08:01:25 UTC
Mucho rofls from this anon. Can't wait for more :> Oblivious gare-bear is so precious. “That makes sense, given your people’s emphasis on salvaging and repairing any equipment you come across.” Oh honey.
During ME1, Shep (any gender, no LI plz) and crew decide to see whether he is that oblivious or not interested. So each crew/squad member flirts with Garrus to see just how blind their Turian is, they can be either obvious, cheesy or subtle. Yet Garrus does not realise what's going on.
Bonus points:
*Kaidan flirting and being completely at ease with it
*Ship crew flirting (e.g Chakwas, Adams, Joker, Pressley)
*Others are watching with a secret cam
*One of the flirters does actually love Garrus, but not Shep, Ashley or Tali, someone unexpected, e.g Wrex or Kaidan
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“Thanks, Doctor, but that’s not necessary.”
“I never said anything about necessary.” Chakwas nudged him with her elbow.
“Oh, sorry.” Garrus took a few steps back. “I didn’t mean to intrude in your personal space.”
“I - no, you weren’t, Officer.” There was an awkward pause where Chakwas seemed to regroup her thoughts.
“You know, if you ever get tired of sleeping in those pods, the beds in the medbay are quite comfortable. And spacious. Room enough for two, even for a turian.” She winked exaggeratedly.
Garrus tilted his head at her, mandibles flaring in confusion. “Is there something wrong with your eye, Doctor? It looks like you have a nasty twitch going.”
She gaped for a moment before snapping her mouth shut.
“Oh, never mind.” She turned on her heel and walked briskly to the elevator, muttering under her breath something about oblivious and lost cause.In the cockpit, Joker crowed. “ ( ... )
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“Very comfortably. Thanks for asking. I’m glad Shepard is giving us free rein on the ship. I’ve found that doing calibrations on the Mako is almost meditative.”
“You do seem quite well-versed in mechanical and technical skills.”
“Well, thank you.”
If Tali had not been wearing a mask, it would have been obvious that she was batting her eyelashes.
“You know, that is an extremely valued and… desired quality among the quarians ( ... )
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“That makes sense, given your people’s emphasis on salvaging and repairing any equipment you come across.”
Oh honey.
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Oh Garrus, for such a sharpshooter you are so blind at times
-OP
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