Naught is Perfect, an Extranet Advice Column
anonymous
May 11 2013, 02:21:23 UTC
Relationship problems? Lovesick? Have an unrequited love or marital issues?
Write in to our fabulous column and have the wonderful Ms. Perfect and Ms. Naught respond with only the most helpful and insightful advice, provided by their own experience!
Posting is open to all Fornax and Kink Meme members and their affiliated sites.
Re: Blackmail is such a dirty word. I prefer... reputation rape.
anonymous
May 17 2013, 06:13:11 UTC
I had an impossible time trying to think of something funny other than 'blackmail is wrong' and 'give me the pictures, too!' Also, I couldn't figure out if it was Shepard and Liara, or if the cheerleader was Miranda, and she was with Shepard.
Re: Blackmail is such a dirty word. I prefer... reputation rape.
anonymous
May 17 2013, 07:01:09 UTC
It was actually meant to be Miranda and Jack, and I think you know which one would've been quarterback there :P This is good though! Fun response, thanks for it.
Re: Blackmail is such a dirty word. I prefer... reputation rape.
anonymous
May 16 2013, 01:52:52 UTC
Consider al-Jilani posted this information to an online advice thing, I don't think she's thinking that hard about how easy it would be to retrieve it. On the other hand, I'd imagine she runs into those problems often and has a decent place to stash them.
This series is amazing. Do Miranda and Jack know who's writing to them? Some seem pretty obvious, even to people who don't get our omniscience.
Re: Blackmail is such a dirty word. I prefer... reputation rape.
anonymous
May 17 2013, 06:24:51 UTC
EyeInTheSky-
Hatesex is bestsex.
Although Perfect does do nice slowsex, where she fucking teases for so goddamn long, and by the end you just want to grab her fucking hand or her hips and drive it home so you can grind yourself off on...
Right. Blackmail. It's bad and stuff. If they're such a dick though, bringing them down a peg can't hurt. Don't get vindictive though, people get desperate when you put them in corners.
Re: Naught is Perfect, an Extranet Advice Column
anonymous
May 15 2013, 22:34:20 UTC
Dear Ms Perfect and Ms Naught,
I'm not really one for fancy romance (unlike that poetry-spewing pyjak on Ilium), but there's this woman I like. She's small but she's well able to do damage, I was there when she was released and tore through that prison ship like it was paper. Do you think she'd like to go bust some merc heads with me and get shitfaced on ryncol afterwards? (and hopefully then get into a brawl with morons?)
Re: Naught is Perfect, an Extranet Advice Column
anonymous
May 17 2013, 06:05:57 UTC
Dear TankBredandProudofIt,
While there may be more... socially accepted methods of courtship, don't worry, traditional romance isn't necessarily for everybody.
Some may enjoy a fine glass of wine, or a relaxing massage, even dinner and a movie. SOME PEOPLE, however, like to put their dirty combat boots up on the coffee table, or belch loudly and are only amorous in the bedroom and in public. There are all different sorts of romance.
What's important is what the woman you like wants. From the sounds of her colorful past, it seems she might enjoy an evening of barbarism and violence, as would you, making such an evening a promising step in the development of your relationship
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Re: Naught is Perfect, an Extranet Advice Column
anonymous
May 17 2013, 08:34:59 UTC
Dear Ms. Perfect and/or Ms. Naught,
My bondmate and I are in an exclusive relationship and neither of us have dated anyone but our jobs before we met. One of our (now) mutual friends once made a comment about my bondmate's first love being the Normandy. As for me, I just preferred the solitude. Yes, we were work-a-holics though I suppose we still are, we just make more time for each other now.
She's a romantic who enjoys making love to me and treats me well... prefect. [happy sigh] But I recently discovered that... Goddess I can't believe I'm admitting this... I would like it even more if she would take control and be a bit - not a lot - just a bit more rough with me in the bedroom. Like shoving me against the wall an - and - Problem is, my bondmate is a paragon through and through (at least in our relationship) and treating me a bit more rough never even crossed her mind - literally. How do I get her to respond positively to this
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It gave my split personality a headache.
-N
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This series is amazing. Do Miranda and Jack know who's writing to them? Some seem pretty obvious, even to people who don't get our omniscience.
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Hatesex is bestsex.
Although Perfect does do nice slowsex, where she fucking teases for so goddamn long, and by the end you just want to grab her fucking hand or her hips and drive it home so you can grind yourself off on...
Right. Blackmail. It's bad and stuff. If they're such a dick though, bringing them down a peg can't hurt. Don't get vindictive though, people get desperate when you put them in corners.
-N
P.S. - What the fuck is a quarterback?
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I'm not really one for fancy romance (unlike that poetry-spewing pyjak on Ilium), but there's this woman I like. She's small but she's well able to do damage, I was there when she was released and tore through that prison ship like it was paper.
Do you think she'd like to go bust some merc heads with me and get shitfaced on ryncol afterwards? (and hopefully then get into a brawl with morons?)
TankBredandProudofIt
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Awesome job, A!A, i can read this all day!
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While there may be more... socially accepted methods of courtship, don't worry, traditional romance isn't necessarily for everybody.
Some may enjoy a fine glass of wine, or a relaxing massage, even dinner and a movie. SOME PEOPLE, however, like to put their dirty combat boots up on the coffee table, or belch loudly and are only amorous in the bedroom and in public. There are all different sorts of romance.
What's important is what the woman you like wants. From the sounds of her colorful past, it seems she might enjoy an evening of barbarism and violence, as would you, making such an evening a promising step in the development of your relationship ( ... )
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You're drunk.
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My bondmate and I are in an exclusive relationship and neither of us have dated anyone but our jobs before we met. One of our (now) mutual friends once made a comment about my bondmate's first love being the Normandy. As for me, I just preferred the solitude. Yes, we were work-a-holics though I suppose we still are, we just make more time for each other now.
She's a romantic who enjoys making love to me and treats me well... prefect. [happy sigh] But I recently discovered that... Goddess I can't believe I'm admitting this... I would like it even more if she would take control and be a bit - not a lot - just a bit more rough with me in the bedroom. Like shoving me against the wall an - and - Problem is, my bondmate is a paragon through and through (at least in our relationship) and treating me a bit more rough never even crossed her mind - literally. How do I get her to respond positively to this ( ... )
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