Naught is Perfect, an Extranet Advice Column
anonymous
May 11 2013, 02:21:23 UTC
Relationship problems? Lovesick? Have an unrequited love or marital issues?
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anonymous
May 12 2013, 20:19:03 UTC
Dear Ms Perfect and Ms Naught
A couple of years back I served on a ship that took on some aliens, it was my first time working with aliens, but to make a long story short after the mission ended I ended up sleeping with one of the men and we started meeting up occasionally to spend time together and fuck each others brains out.
Anyway, a few days ago he was on the Citadel and visited me while I was getting ready to leave hospital and we decided to get married in a spur of the moment thing.
Now, how do I go about breaking the news to to my family that they have a krogan in the family now? They're not the biggest fans of aliens due to the First Contact War, but on the other hand he doesn't like turians much either.
Also, what do you think of me putting his clan name first, then my name followed by my family name?
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anonymous
May 13 2013, 11:40:11 UTC
Dear ArmorNotCatsuit,
First, congratulations on your marriage!
There are two ways to approach this problem: Grit your teeth and introduce him outright, or slowly integrate him into your family circle.
Try bringing him around for dinner once in a while, and introducing him as a 'close friend.' The mutual dislike of turians can prove to be a valuable springboard for both your family and partner into further conversation.
Afterwards, try to gauge your family's reactions by asking what they thought of him, or how they felt about him. It may be slightly awkward at first, but as the family grows used to his presence, it won't be as harsh of a shock if they already know and like your partner.
To my limited understanding, Krogans are receptive to inter-species relationships, since there are virtually no krogan females outside of Tuchanka. As such, clans are usually accepting of partners adopting the clan name, although you should speak to your partner's shaman for final and detailed approval.
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anonymous
May 17 2013, 21:40:49 UTC
Dear Ms. Perfect
I decided to bite the bullet and introduce him to my family outright. It seemed to go well and they seem to like him, but my grandmother caused some minor embarrassment by asking him if he was big all over
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anonymous
May 13 2013, 12:08:46 UTC
Lol that line about being krogan but them also not liking turians :D
Seriously, Misses Pefect Naught why are there not more comments?! THis is awesome. I particularly want to know who the letter writer above having love!hate! with their co-worker is.
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anonymous
May 14 2013, 06:33:29 UTC
It's Ashley and Wrex. If you cheat on Ashley with Miranda, she'll make a comment in the hospital about how she goes into battle in armor, not swimwear. And Wrex was the only krogan on the SR1. :)
Blackmail is such a dirty word. I prefer... reputation rape.
anonymous
May 14 2013, 05:49:50 UTC
Ms. Perfect and Ms. Naught,
I have in my possession certain incriminating photographs. It took a lot of "favors" and "treasure hunting" to get these babies, but let's just say the goods I got are more than worth the clothes I've burned and the numbers of showers I've had to take this week.
Two words for you. Cheerleader. Quarterback.
I have it on good authority that these photographs might go a long way in getting me a nice, private "counseling" session with a certain overly abusive pal of mine. Of course, I could also take all of this to certain public channels...
What do you think? Do you think my buddy can lay off breaking my jaw every time we meet and sit down for a nice, insightful, youaresoscrewedifyoudon'tgivemeanythingIwant chat, or should I let everyone see what happens when it doesn't put the lotion on its skin?
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anonymous
May 17 2013, 03:23:19 UTC
I thought that maybe the anon doing these had stopped bothering with them after a while, but then I see they did one that got added today, so... no idea :P
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Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Ms. Perfect
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Only when I pin you down and let you.
Even then it's usually you crying and begging me to let you thrust your hips and get yourself off...
Come home early tonight. There'll be a surprise waiting.
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A couple of years back I served on a ship that took on some aliens, it was my first time working with aliens, but to make a long story short after the mission ended I ended up sleeping with one of the men and we started meeting up occasionally to spend time together and fuck each others brains out.
Anyway, a few days ago he was on the Citadel and visited me while I was getting ready to leave hospital and we decided to get married in a spur of the moment thing.
Now, how do I go about breaking the news to to my family that they have a krogan in the family now? They're not the biggest fans of aliens due to the First Contact War, but on the other hand he doesn't like turians much either.
Also, what do you think of me putting his clan name first, then my name followed by my family name?
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First, congratulations on your marriage!
There are two ways to approach this problem: Grit your teeth and introduce him outright, or slowly integrate him into your family circle.
Try bringing him around for dinner once in a while, and introducing him as a 'close friend.' The mutual dislike of turians can prove to be a valuable springboard for both your family and partner into further conversation.
Afterwards, try to gauge your family's reactions by asking what they thought of him, or how they felt about him. It may be slightly awkward at first, but as the family grows used to his presence, it won't be as harsh of a shock if they already know and like your partner.
To my limited understanding, Krogans are receptive to inter-species relationships, since there are virtually no krogan females outside of Tuchanka. As such, clans are usually accepting of partners adopting the clan name, although you should speak to your partner's shaman for final and detailed approval.
Best of Luck,
Ms. Perfect
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I decided to bite the bullet and introduce him to my family outright. It seemed to go well and they seem to like him, but my grandmother caused some minor embarrassment by asking him if he was big all over
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ArmorNotCatsuit
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:D
Seriously, Misses Pefect Naught why are there not more comments?! THis is awesome. I particularly want to know who the letter writer above having love!hate! with their co-worker is.
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I have in my possession certain incriminating photographs. It took a lot of "favors" and "treasure hunting" to get these babies, but let's just say the goods I got are more than worth the clothes I've burned and the numbers of showers I've had to take this week.
Two words for you. Cheerleader. Quarterback.
I have it on good authority that these photographs might go a long way in getting me a nice, private "counseling" session with a certain overly abusive pal of mine. Of course, I could also take all of this to certain public channels...
What do you think? Do you think my buddy can lay off breaking my jaw every time we meet and sit down for a nice, insightful, youaresoscrewedifyoudon'tgivemeanythingIwant chat, or should I let everyone see what happens when it doesn't put the lotion on its skin?
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My captcha was acid utersfer, by the way.
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