Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XX

Oct 28, 2013 13:24

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Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous November 23 2013, 22:58:57 UTC
It seems pretty established at this point that sex and sexual activity in general are pretty common ways Turians "blow off steam" when life has them stressed out. With that understood, it seems logical to me that Turians would be prime customers for any local neighborhood "Rub-n-Tug," where they can get their weary plates and hide massaged by knowing hands with a good ol' fashioned "happy ending."

Anyway, I'd love to see a stressed out Turian go in for a massage and get the relief/release that they so desperately need.

Bonus points if our "customer" is one of the older, grumpier Turians we've seen in the series, like Executor Pallin, Councilor Sparatus, General Septimus, etc.

Double bonus points if the massage parlor is run by Asari/biotics and the customer's "manual release" at the end is biotically charged and feels amazing.

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Re: Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous November 23 2013, 23:49:00 UTC
Oh, the things you didn't know you wanted. Seconded.

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Re: Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous November 24 2013, 00:21:31 UTC
Oooh, this would be really nice. For some reason I feel like happy ending massages are stereotypically a white collar businessman kind of thing. Maybe? I could see Etarn Tiron or Lorik Qui'in doing this after a hard day of management work.

Thirding!

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Re: Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous November 25 2013, 06:15:52 UTC
I always love "stress relief" as a kink add-on.

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Re: Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous December 1 2013, 21:57:22 UTC
OP here. I really, desperately, dearly want to see this filled. So if no one else feels like stepping up to the plate soon, I might take a stab at it myself. I don't think there's any unwritten MassKink rule about that, is there?

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Re: Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous December 1 2013, 22:00:47 UTC
No, OP there is no rule against filling your own prompt. I can guarantee we've all done it at least once.I know I have.

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Re: Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous December 1 2013, 22:25:10 UTC
OP again. Sweet. If it doesn't get filled soonish, I'm totally gonna jump on it myself.

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." 1/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 02:51:20 UTC
A familiar chime sounded as Executor Pallin walked into the non-descript storefront, alerting whoever was in the back that a new customer had just walked in ( ... )

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." 2/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 02:56:30 UTC
The massage room was decorated like all the others. The colors were warm, the lights were dim, and there were a few flickering candles along with some sweet-smelling incense on a nearby table. In the middle of the room, was the standard massage table you saw in any other massage parlor ( ... )

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." 3/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 03:04:48 UTC
Like a good Turian soldier, Pallin flipped onto his back, while Katiara held the towel in place. She just so happened to hold it in just such a way that after the Executor had turned over, her hand was position right over the lump in the towel where his semi-hard cock was still being awakened. Acting like nothing was amiss, she nonchalantly patted that spot with a smile, before squirting some more oil onto her hands. “Alrighty, let’s get back to it shall we ( ... )

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." 4/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 03:10:30 UTC
Katiara promptly pulled the towel off of Pallin’s waist, revealing his firm cock, throbbing in the air. She walked around to the side of the table, squirting a healthy amount of oil into her hands, obviously admiring the Executor’s equipment all the while. Pallin smirked; that was one area the young studs couldn’t match up to him in ( ... )

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." 5/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 03:14:56 UTC
It was an intense orgasm for sure. Pallin arched his back, howling up at the ceiling, with his mandibles splayed far apart. His cock throbbed with intense pleasure as he felt his seed shoot from his tip, splattering all over his chest. Another spurt followed, and another, and another. Each time he felt that burst of pleasure radiate through his loins, and a few seconds later the warm sticky sensation as his cum landed on his torso ( ... )

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." 5/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 03:46:02 UTC
Loved this. Loved this. And, oh yeah. LOVED THIS!
Also, don't think I'll be the only one to ask to see Sparatus get his mind blown lol.
Excellent job A!A.

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." 5/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 03:53:57 UTC
A!A/OP here. Thanks! I'm already pondering a part 2 where we see Sparatus get his own happy ending. Mwa ha ha.

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." 5/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 04:18:11 UTC
YAY! I'll wait here however long it takes.

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." 5/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 05:56:57 UTC
Good stuff A!A! Sexy and fun, I laughed when Sparatus showed up at the end looking all embarrassed! Seconding getting to see how he deals with the experience and how you'll make it different.

I am curious though... hot pink? What would be the source for that in an asari? Odd genetics, cosmetic treatments? Inspired by a multiplayer character and went with it for fun?

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