Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXII

Jun 23, 2014 13:30

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Ashley/Kaidan anonymous June 23 2014, 06:10:43 UTC
I just want smut between Ashley and Kaidan. I love those two, especially together, and there are definitely not enough fills featuring them!

If you like, give me sneaking-around-so-we-don't-lose-our-careers hot sexings before Virmire happens.

Or, give me an AU where they both survive and make it back onto the Normandy in ME3 and start (rekindle?) something. (Kaidan finding himself growing jealous of Ashley chumming it up with Vega?)

I'd love more character development than the little that was given to them from ME3, but honestly, I'd be happy with any fill at all about these two. Cool logic and hot emotion-- they complement each other well.

Bonus points for:
+witty banter
+shepard being (or pretending to be) oblivious
+sex in the cargo hold
+biotics

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Re: Ashley/Kaidan anonymous June 26 2014, 11:41:55 UTC
Seconded - we need a whole lot more of these two.

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Bunch of prompts anonymous June 23 2014, 06:10:57 UTC
k since im really lazy im just going to drop a bunch of prompts/requests here all at once. sorry ( ... )

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Re: Bunch of prompts anonymous June 23 2014, 06:12:40 UTC
13) Some movie director is disgusted at his acquaintance who also happens to direct the Blasto movies and feels that the galaxy should know that Blasto is not a real hero and wants to have the real story told to people in the galaxy. The problem is the crew of the Normandy and their friends are the last people he needs to interview to get the story have gone missing to somewhere warm and tropical, and he's determined to get the truth - even if that means going through some pirate woman in the Terminus, sleeping with an the asari or waiting through 25 hours of some Elcor production to follow every lead ( ... )

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Re: Bunch of prompts anonymous June 24 2014, 17:11:34 UTC
I doubt Wrex would care too much about not getting a statue, but I can see Grunt getting pissed

If I could add to the prompt eventually someone suggests putting a female krogan statue up on the Presidium as well

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Re: Bunch of prompts anonymous June 24 2014, 20:38:07 UTC
If you can't even be bothered to follow the rules, why should we bother filling any of your prompt?

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Prompt: Meet the Parents anonymous June 23 2014, 06:26:46 UTC
I know it's been done before, but I absolutely love couples meeting parents fics. They're just too hilarious. I'd mainly like to see Liara meet Shepard's (preferably femshep in this particular fill, but Sheploo is always welcome) mother, Aria meet Tevos' mother, or really anyone meet anyone's parent. XD

bonus points for:

- if writing for Shepard/Liara or Aria/Tevos: persuasive or rewarding sexy fun

-drunk Liara is nerdier when drunk

-parent mentions their kid's previous sexual experience (or lack thereof) which they know because they frequently spied on their kid during their childhood

-other general humorous antics!

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Re: Prompt: Meet the Parents anonymous June 24 2014, 17:12:38 UTC
Ashley gets an alien BF (or girlfriend (perferably not Asari) and introduces him/her to her family

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Re: Prompt: Meet the Parents anonymous June 25 2014, 05:25:10 UTC
As OP, I 100% support this. o.O

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Re: Prompt: Meet the Parents anonymous June 26 2014, 06:16:45 UTC
I can just see this turning out SOOOOOOO well. Especially if said BF is a certain turian...

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Dominatrix Miranda breaks the crew while Shepard is being rebuilt anonymous June 23 2014, 06:27:55 UTC
When Shepard dies TIM already has Garrus, Tali and the rest of the ME2 crew in mind. So after Shepard's body has been recovered and the process of having her rebuilt begins, TIM gives Miranda one additional task; Round up the crew and convert them to the Cerberus cause using any means necessary.

Not having Shepard's influence to soften her, Miranda sends out teams of goons to capture the crew and bring them back to Lazarus station for "training." Once they all arrive and have been properly clothed/declothed, Miranda begins the process of converting them to Cerberus through various sexy means.

+ Everyone on Lazarus station is more then happy to pitch in and do everything in their power to degrade and abuse the Normandy crew.
+ Once Shepard's brain is confirmed to be working, Slave!Liara is made to go into her head and make suggestions that will have Shepard more then okay with the situation when she awakes.

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Re: Dominatrix Miranda breaks the crew while Shepard is being rebuilt anonymous June 23 2014, 07:02:51 UTC
Oof, this prompt reminds me of these images from Rastifan that I always found exceptionally hot (NSFW, obviously):

http://rastifan.deviantart.com/art/Miranda-Mistress-Outfit-320805170
http://rastifan.deviantart.com/art/Look-At-My-Pets-320858802

So a big second from me, and hopefully somebody can use those pics for a little inspiration and fill this. ;)

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Re: Dominatrix Miranda breaks the crew while Shepard is being rebuilt anonymous June 23 2014, 17:55:20 UTC
Extremely interested in seeing this prompt get filled! Someone please do it!!!!

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Re: Dominatrix Miranda breaks the crew while Shepard is being rebuilt anonymous June 24 2014, 00:27:26 UTC
This sounds delightfully evil.

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Humanity Is Insane anonymous June 23 2014, 06:42:23 UTC
Re: Humanity Is Insane anonymous June 23 2014, 22:13:44 UTC
Second

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Re: Humanity Is Insane anonymous June 26 2014, 06:20:13 UTC
"One idea that I’ve had is that maybe the reason the alien crew members of the Normandy fit in so well is because by the standards of their own races they would be considered to be a somewhat mentally unsound."
I think it is safe to say that characters like Garrus or Liara aren't exactly the most mentally stable people out there.

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Re: Humanity Is Insane anonymous July 21 2014, 02:11:15 UTC
*Slams hand on keyboard* WITH THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD I SECOND THIS!

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