Liara's bachelorette party repost
anonymous
June 23 2014, 07:25:56 UTC
Shepard and Liara are getting married. Someone suggests she has a bachelorette party and the girls of the Normandy past and present (plus Aethyta, Bakara, Oriana and whoever else you want) flock to attend.
Things get out of hand epicly. Shots are fired, blood pack troops are fought, jack does obscene things to the krogan statue on the presidium, etc.
Meanwhile, Shepard is having his own much calmer poker and cigars party with the boys (if male) or catching up on paperwork because she had her own also calm party a couple of nights before,
And is just wondering to his/her self
'Whats that noise? Almost sounds like the citadel arms closing'
The Crew Watches A Porno
anonymous
June 23 2014, 10:30:35 UTC
After The Reaper War, The Normandy crew finally allows a studio to use their likeness to make a trilogy based off their adventures. The trilogy was called Mass Effect, the movies had great reviews and big numbers at the box office. The Mass Effect trilogy was so great that it spawned the pornographic parodies Mass Erect, Ass Erect, and Mass Orgy. Each porno based of one the movies in the trilogy but with lots more naughty sex. Some of the crew eventually gets word of this and decide to watch it(not the whole crew watching together, just when their alone or with their LI
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Jona'Hazt nar Tasi
anonymous
June 23 2014, 11:04:15 UTC
A quarian on the Alarei managed to record her last moments before being gunned down by the Geth. Her last words: "Jona, be strong for Daddy... MUMMY LOVES YOU VERY MUCH!" Cut to the Admiral Koris mission on Rannoch, where you meet a dying male quarian. "My son, tell him...tell Jona his father made it to the homeworld."
In short, poor Jona's an orphan - because the geth killed his mother and father. How he grows up on a homeworld and galaxy full of his parents' killers is up to the A!A.
Bonus points if Dorn and his mate are Together In Death now.
Dragon Commander Shepard
anonymous
June 23 2014, 12:23:54 UTC
Mass Effect X Divinity: Dragon Commander
Shepard is the bastard son of the recently deceased emperor and the dragon Aurora, making him the half-dragon prince. While arguing over succession rights, the emperor's children make a deal with a Reaper which allows them to introduce new technology to the world. Anderson(Maxos), a powerful wizard, comes to Shepard as the only pure heir remaining, and asks him to enter the fight and win the war so that the Reaper technology can be destroyed.
Shepard must conquer the lands of humans, Asari(Undead), Quarians(Elves), Volus(Dwarves), Turians(Lizardmen) and Salarians(Imps), with the help of his Generals, Garrus(Edmund), Ashley(Cathrine), Zaeed(Henry), and Tranyor(Scarlet). To aid him in his quest Anderson delivered upon to him the imperial command ship know as the Normandy. This is the story of the Dragon Commander.
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Things get out of hand epicly. Shots are fired, blood pack troops are fought, jack does obscene things to the krogan statue on the presidium, etc.
Meanwhile, Shepard is having his own much calmer poker and cigars party with the boys (if male) or catching up on paperwork because she had her own also calm party a couple of nights before,
And is just wondering to his/her self
'Whats that noise? Almost sounds like the citadel arms closing'
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I know I said it would take me a few days to get started on filling this, but...well... you get bored at 3 AM. Here's the link to part one!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10477629/1/Hellbound
More to come! :)
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>D
You're off to a great start. Can't wait to read more.
- OP
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Also, first ever anything at a kinkmeme. Ever. Eep.))
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“Shepard, I'm really not sure I want to see this.”
“What's the matter, Garrus? Afraid you won't measure up?”
“...what? No, that's--”
“I love you, but if you think you have Fornax-grade equipment, you're wrong.”
“Thank the Spirits for that.”
“Yeah. I like my vagina nice and unruptured, thanks.”
“...Wonderful mental images aside, I'm actually concerned about being able to look my friends in the eye ever again.”
“We're making fun of it, aren't we? We're... defending their honour. Or something.”
“You're not letting me out of this, are you.”
“Not a chance, Vakarian.”
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“Those are the worst fake scars I've ever seen.”
“On me or on you?”
“On everyone-wait. This is the Saren mission. I didn't even have those yet ( ... )
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Cut to the Admiral Koris mission on Rannoch, where you meet a dying male quarian. "My son, tell him...tell Jona his father made it to the homeworld."
In short, poor Jona's an orphan - because the geth killed his mother and father. How he grows up on a homeworld and galaxy full of his parents' killers is up to the A!A.
Bonus points if Dorn and his mate are Together In Death now.
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Shepard is the bastard son of the recently deceased emperor and the dragon Aurora, making him the half-dragon prince. While arguing over succession rights, the emperor's children make a deal with a Reaper which allows them to introduce new technology to the world. Anderson(Maxos), a powerful wizard, comes to Shepard as the only pure heir remaining, and asks him to enter the fight and win the war so that the Reaper technology can be destroyed.
Shepard must conquer the lands of humans, Asari(Undead), Quarians(Elves), Volus(Dwarves), Turians(Lizardmen) and Salarians(Imps), with the help of his Generals, Garrus(Edmund), Ashley(Cathrine), Zaeed(Henry), and Tranyor(Scarlet). To aid him in his quest Anderson delivered upon to him the imperial command ship know as the Normandy. This is the story of the Dragon Commander.
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