Mass Effect/Sherlock Crossover: C-Sec Needs Help
anonymous
December 4 2014, 02:37:24 UTC
C-Sec gets a case that they have NO IDEA how to solve. Every single lead turns up nothing and every single suspect has an airtight Alibi. This seems to be unsolvable, and then the bodies start piling up
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Fshenko, Kaidan never got on the Normandy to escape Earth in ME3
anonymous
December 4 2014, 03:02:27 UTC
Kaidan never got on the Normandy to escape Earth in the beginning of ME3--and it's driving Shepard to madness knowing Kaidan is stuck on Earth. They may have not made up yet, but Shepard sure as hell does not want Kaidan to die before they have a chance to fix their relationship.
He's probably helping the Resistance with his students, and there might've this one time Shepard was in the Comm Room expecting Anderson, yet Kaidan appeared instead.
Christmas Shopping Fic Request
anonymous
December 4 2014, 05:38:58 UTC
Takes place after ME3, Kal'Reegar was found alive after being mistakenly reported as dead, Shepard is alive, as are the Geth and EDI, Reapers are indeed gone, and the universe has not been hybridized against its will
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Re: Christmas Shopping Fic Request
anonymous
December 4 2014, 22:23:31 UTC
I'm not sure what the handle is for the anon who makes the request (is that what OP is? I only found this glorious place of requests, prompts, and fics a few days ago); but as the person who made the request, I'd like to say right now that I'm happy that, at the very least, someone else likes the idea.
I also thought about throwing Wrex and Bakara in on this, but then realized they'd need to bring all their kids (which wasn't that bad), and then further realized Wrex probably wouldn't be able to get away from Tuchanka anyway (because politics suck like that).
It's for the best, I suppose. Bakara shouldn't have to deal with the cold, kids, and Shepard's driving all at once.
Re: Wait...did I just hit reply all?
anonymous
December 4 2014, 08:59:11 UTC
(Holy crap, there are Saren/Nihlus prompts on the K!Meme than Shakarian ones right now. My slash OTP is running ahead of my het OTP! That never happens!)
Anyway...OH GOD YES.
YES.
THIS IS GENIUS.
Thirding hard. Wishing I had time to write this RIGHT NOW.
(Although since Shepard isn't officially appointed until after Nihlus dies, that's going to be incredibly awkward.... or require some slight timeline uh, revision. WORTH IT THOUGH THIS PROMPT IS GOLD.)
Re: Wait...did I just hit reply all?
anonymous
December 5 2014, 02:17:45 UTC
The dialogue... oh god, the dialogue.
"You were a Spectre. You swore to protect the galaxy. Then you... you... (bursts into laughter) - okay, why the hell did you send dick pics of you and Nihlus to everybody?! (more laughter)"
C-Sec Showers
anonymous
December 4 2014, 06:08:58 UTC
C-sec has communal showers. And, as anyone who has used them knows, at certain times of the day, there can be a lot of people waiting all nakey like.
I dont think a human female would be that surprising - basically a tan colored asari - but a human male, with his dangling, external, dingle and berries, would be unusual to the internally stored alien races.
Cue embarrasment for the first male humans in c-Sec when alien doodz keep eyeing their junk.
Oh, but it could be co-ed showers.
One request - make aliens surprised by how large human testicles are. We might not be hung, but perhaps we are at least dragging around some serious balls?
Ultra-bonus- turians find it normal to wash each other and offer to help aliens. Because friendly and unaware-of-something-sexually-charged turians are adorable.
Re: C-Sec Showers
anonymous
December 5 2014, 04:23:49 UTC
Two words: swim trunks - or did he figure that there wouldn't be pools on a space station and decline to pack them? Eh, thirded, it doesn't really matter. After all, I kinda want to see what happens if the turian is female (fake sinister laugh).
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He's probably helping the Resistance with his students, and there might've this one time Shepard was in the Comm Room expecting Anderson, yet Kaidan appeared instead.
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I also thought about throwing Wrex and Bakara in on this, but then realized they'd need to bring all their kids (which wasn't that bad), and then further realized Wrex probably wouldn't be able to get away from Tuchanka anyway (because politics suck like that).
It's for the best, I suppose. Bakara shouldn't have to deal with the cold, kids, and Shepard's driving all at once.
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Well, if the A!A (Author!Anon) wants to put Wrex in, I say go ahead. Regardless, the prompt looks good as it is.
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And one accidently hits reply all. And their las pic is sent to EVERY Spectre.
Cue Commander Shepards very interesting first message on her/his shiny new Spectre email account.
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Someone has to fill this, my life will not be complete without Shepard getting the most awkward first email EVER.
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Anyway...OH GOD YES.
YES.
THIS IS GENIUS.
Thirding hard. Wishing I had time to write this RIGHT NOW.
(Although since Shepard isn't officially appointed until after Nihlus dies, that's going to be incredibly awkward.... or require some slight timeline uh, revision. WORTH IT THOUGH THIS PROMPT IS GOLD.)
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"You were a Spectre. You swore to protect the galaxy. Then you... you... (bursts into laughter) - okay, why the hell did you send dick pics of you and Nihlus to everybody?! (more laughter)"
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I dont think a human female would be that surprising - basically a tan colored asari - but a human male, with his dangling, external, dingle and berries, would be unusual to the internally stored alien races.
Cue embarrasment for the first male humans in c-Sec when alien doodz keep eyeing their junk.
Oh, but it could be co-ed showers.
One request - make aliens surprised by how large human testicles are. We might not be hung, but perhaps we are at least dragging around some serious balls?
Ultra-bonus- turians find it normal to wash each other and offer to help aliens. Because friendly and unaware-of-something-sexually-charged turians are adorable.
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Seconding for oblivious turians and awkward WTF?! reactions.
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Eh, thirded, it doesn't really matter. After all, I kinda want to see what happens if the turian is female (fake sinister laugh).
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