Hayley, being a Mum, gets milk tokens.
We are off out now to redeem three of them as they go out in 2 days time.
Each token entitles you to 7 pints of milk.
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Ideas anyone? What to do with all this milk?

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I'm thinking of learning how to make a bra... I mentioned it to Dawn, and now both her and Kat want me to make them one! I think I might have a niche here!

That would explain yesterday... and today... and my dream earlier... plus waking up with my trousers undone... I swear it's only the canines that get that! Oh well, I wouldn't complain but I'm not with Kyle right now :(

Minty breathmint strips are 4 t3h w1n, however they do not make everything taste minty!

Anyone with guns? Rifles? Knuckle dusters? Swords? Daggers? Spears? Tanks? Nunchaku? Tonfa? Axes? Tanks? Cannons? Very heavy fish? In fact just anything that can be used or wielded in a threatening this-will-really-hurt manner. Would you please join me in making sure the trains in this country improve and run on time?
Thankies :)

I was just reading through the Lush times (as you do) and I found this little part in the henna section. It's so accurate as to describing my natural hair colour I thought I'd share it with you all ( Read more... )

Testing new lj email posts. Ignore

White chocolate flavour Corkys 4 t3h w1n!

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